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Zé Baiano: I don’t want to scare you... But there’s a skeleton inside of you right now!!!

Zé Paulista: I’d be worried if there wasn’t one.......Also, how high are you? Can I have some?

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Panchito, meeting zé for the first time: ¡Hola amigo! I'm Panchito, and you are?

Zé: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was.

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Rosinha: Are you gay?

Zé: I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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Carioca: cousin, Why are there such heavy bags under your eyes?

Paulista: To carry my groceries, duh. That is why it's called baggage!

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Rosinha to a babysitter : yeah, he usually eats around 6 and make sure he takes his naps. If he doesn't, he gets REALLY cranky an...

Zé: rosinha! What the hell???? I AM A GROWN MAN!!

Rosinha: Zé! Shut up! ADULTS are talking!

Zé: ....

Babysitter:....

Rosinha: SO! I'll be back at 9-...

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Zico: OK ,FAM! What does..."take out" mean?

Baiano: a Date

Paulista: Food

Jandaia: murder!

Zé Carioca: can mean all three if you're brave enough,kid.

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Zé Carioca: It's illegal to be cuter than me now.

Zé Galo: Well guys, I didn’t expect it to be so soon, but I guess we’re all going to jail.

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Zico: so what do we do?

Zé: just don’t do anything that I would do… and definitely don’t do anything that I wouldn’t do, there’s a small grey area in there and that’s where you two should operate.....go ask your Aunt if you need help.

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Zico: Guys please help, Uncle Zé learned a new word today and he’s not even saying it right.

Zé: [Kicks door down and throws a ball at zico’s face]

Zé: YET!

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*Rocha showing Zé and Rosinha his new boat*

Zé: I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven.

Rocha: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.

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Zeca: Hey do we have any milk left?

Zico: oh, I drank the last of it Zeca

Zeca: Foolish of you to think you can keep on containing my power. you’ll pay dearly for your milk-stealing crimes soon enough.

Zico: And who’s going to stop me?? you and your bones lacking in calcium? The milk police?? God??? I have to laugh.

ssubmission by @rosey-rambles (?)

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Rosinha: Zé, if you’re lying, so help me god…

Zé: I’m not lying! Nestor saw it too

Rosinha: Nestor is easily led.

Nestor: Thank you.

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Carioca: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Nestor: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it

Carioca: Three of us saw it, Nes. How do you explain that?

Nestor: [points at Paulista] Sleep deprivation. [points at Queijinho] Paranoid. [points at Jandaia] Delusional personality disorder.

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Zé, standing in front of the flying sarape holding his hand out: Do you trust me?

Rosinha: No! Zé! This isn’t Aladdin!

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Zico, at 3 am: if tomatoes are a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

Zeca:irmão, i am begging you to shut up.

Zé, perched on a wardrobe: no, no....let him finish.I'm curious how this ends.

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Zico: Rock and Roll lifestyle!!!! YEAH!

Zeca: Today I accidentally swallowed a mosquito.....

Zico:... Ozzy snorts ants....

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Zico: I’m going to get soup.

Zeca: Be careful not to burn yourself, it’s hot.

Zico, leaving the room: Pff. I’m not going to burn myself.[30 seconds later]

Zico, entering the room: I burned myself......shut up! I don't wanna hear the inevitable "I told you so"

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