did anyone actually ever read those animorph books

just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it

This is, alarmingly accurate but it was Christmas

Not in conservative areas sadly ik ppl 28-25 who have been to chicken pox parties (thank satan i wasn't one of them) but more than one of my classmates have had them and ive been invited to them. Like as a kid i remember people shit talking my mom for getting me the vax rather than sending me to get it from some kid, nevermind most of the kids ik who had it *have scars from it*. 🙃

i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons

So much this

The above deserves to be inscribed on gold tablets

just saw a video compilation of makeup tiktokers showing their makeup with the lights they use for videos on and then just with normal room lights to show "how my makeup really looks in person" and they were all like "see it's normal to have bumps and texture in your skin, social media is lying to you >:( no one has smooth skin and beauty gurus fake their smooth skin with lights and/or post editing to sell you foundation" babygirl i hate to say this but you literally just showed me the special lights you use in your videos to make your makeup appear flawless and your skin smooth exactly who do you think are the evil social media people making everyone so self-conscious about their skin texture. how can you have so little self awareness that you complain about a problem while showing how you directly contribute to creating it

not to shit on an entire category but i think that if you're an influencer / makeup artist / fitness blogger you can't just occasionally address the problem and be like "yeah actually my life / makeup / body isn't half as perfect as you see on social media and it's really shitty that social media makes us so insecure about our life and physical appearance" when your entire activity and livelihood depend so crucially on you advertising yourself and your life as perfect and creating those same insecurities you complain about. like these people are out there blabbing about how "social media" make us insecure when they are not only directly creating the problem but also profiting from its existence, like babygirl either you shift your activity to actually doing those things for fun (if that's even possible because that would require 1. that it's possible to do those things exclusively for the fun of it and 2. that you were doing those things for fun in the first place) and consciously work towards not creating insecurities in people who consume your content or you shut the fuck up and change career