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loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

ending the school year like

the best advice to apply to your life is the advice robby ray gives miley in hannah montana

shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

people who don’t examine every grape they eat are brave people

batakab

thanks

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

people are scared of shows like hannibal and american horror story but if you’ve seen courage the cowardly dog you’ve seen it all