wanted dead or alive

Iris: You have to include yourself on that list of most beautiful people, too, though! And of course! Well, probably. They have such big and earnest eyes, although sometimes I feel like all you can really see in them is either simple confusion, or poor terror, with not much in between. Do you think cows appreciate how wonderful the world can be like we do?

Iris: I did really like our little world! But maybe that's just selfish of me. We all have our own lives here and I know that you guys have pretty great ones, I'd never want to do anything to get in the way of that again. We could! I feel like all of mine are 'study group' and 'working on a class project,' but non-school related ones would be nice.

Zeb: Fine, you and Remy and me then 🤠 I don't think I see fear in cow eyes personally but you know animals real well so I believe you! I mostly see the earnest part, and sweetness, absolute sweetness. I hope cows appreciate the world! If they don't, what do you think we can to do be making sure they do?

Iris: Oooh, definitely like a flower! No offense to eyes but nature is just so beautiful.

Iris: You're the sweetest! I miss you too, it's hard to go from spending most of the summer around you guys all the time back to school. At least you're easier to see than Remy! Thanks for loving horses enough to not be suspicious :-p

Zeb: Nature's the most beautiful! Well, cept for you and Remy, but you two are kinda part of nature so that works still! Thanks! You'd think being told you had eyes like a cow was a compliment, right?

Remy: It's bad tho. And it is a pile of shit and you shouldn't have tried jumping over it. Why are you and Iris both choosing today to sound like weirdo farm animal fuckers. I don't want to be compared to any animal. Other than a swan I guess? But anyway, I'll probably hate any animal comparisons you'd write about.

Remy: If you write it in her half of the song, I'll still hear it and hate it... 🥺

Zeb: Jumpings fun though!! And we don't sound like farm animal fuckers, we're farm animal lovers, those things are different! A swan would be mighty cute though, they're real elegant and have long pretty necks like yours! I'll keep that in mind, maybe I'll compare you more to food then, or jewels!

Remy: Insult. Literally what else would it be, if not a flat out insult. Don't write it in anything ever. Even if Iris likes it.

Zeb: Its a big big compliment! If that compliment was a pile of poo, I couldn't jump over it, that's how big it be! Their eyes are so big and warm and round and pretty like yours! But fiiiiine. What animals would ya be good being compared to then? Don't wanna write something you'd hate now!

Zeb: Hey there pretty lady! Quick q, if I wanted to use your name in a song, would ya rather I say it like Iris as a flower, or like, the iris of your eye?

Ofelia: I was nauseous the entire time I was home in Pixie Hollow. I couldn't figure out why and then as soon as I was back in my ~newly renovated~ cottage and opened up my closet I was instantly cured. The leaf dresses and flower petal skirts were LITERALLY making me want to vomit.

Sara: I don't know if it's the poorly coping with my mother's death thing or my upstairs neighbors apparently throwing a 24 hour RAVE but I'm like 3 seconds from going apeshit and attempting to set my dorm on fire with me in it. heeeelp

Kristina: Really? Do you actually keep secrets, though? Because not saying you have major blabbermouth vibes but you seem like you'd get so excited you'd like... forget.

Kristina: You think she's scary? I think she's beautiful. Maybe a little sad and lonely, though; all the more reason to love her. And what did werewolves ever do to you? 😲

Zeb: I do LOVE secrets but I don't always keep em, you're right on the money there. It's just hard to remember who knows things and who doesn't, secrets are hard!

Sage: Ew, no. Black's for dead people, and Kori's waaaaaay cooler now that they remembered colors exist. Are you a secret emo goth dead boy too?

Sage: No? I don't speak moo, and I don't want to step in poo, my life is like, a cow free zone.

Sage: Because that's just like, life. Someone's always cooler than other people, there's no like, same coolness level. It's like how Tia's cooler than me but usually I'm cooler than Izzie, it's just how we work?

Zeb: I don't think so? If I am, it's so much of a secret that not even I know! But I like brown WAY more than black!

Zeb: That's so sad! I hope you get into the moo zone soon!

I do! My best friend, fortunately, though she’s been kind of busy with the Battle. Thank you! As their social media manager and future actual manager, support from someone as cute as you is bound to boost our visibility. If you mention us in your Instagram story once or twice – maybe while shirtless using a sample of Rocket Launcher Into Your Heart, aka the hit song they performed at the Beach Bash that is now available on all streaming platforms – I’d be sure to throw in a free t-shirt for you! 

Snuggling with friends is always fun, ain't it? It's like being snug as a bug in a rug! A social media manager? That sounds so fancy, like a big girl job, do you love it? And shucks, thanks! Write down the exact instructions of what you want me to do and I'll do it, free of charge! I love helping out, but I have a hard time membering directions unless they're penned

Kristina: Most people would say that it is, yeah. It's just having a lot of enthusiasm for something, but... in a sort of obvious way. You don't really keep your enthusiasm to yourself as far as I can tell.

Kristina: I mean, the other alternative is dissipating into nothingness and dissolving in the ground as if you were never even here in the first place, so not tasting a burger seems kind in comparison.

Zeb: Damn straight! Couldn't if I wanted to. I think enthusiasm is like chicken feed, it's best when its spread all over the place!

Kristina: I love you to the moon and back.

Kristina: But don't tell anyone.

Kristina: And also, I still love the moon more.

Zeb: 🤠🤠🤠

Zeb: I love love! And secrets!

Sage: Aren't they like the same thing? Sad lonely people with too much black eye makeup and ugly clothes?

Sage: Omg I'm so screenshotting that, no one likes to look like a cow, cows are... fat and kind of dumb? That's totes an insult!

Sage: And no, I thought they were the fam embarrassment! Even more than Baz!

Zeb: Oh! If that's what emo means, I don't think that's what Kor is! I thought it meant people who look the best in black and who exude major coolitude!

Zeb: It's a big old compliment, Sagey! Cows have the biggest and roundest and prettiest eyes I ever damn seen! And they're some of the smartest animals around! You ever talk to one? I swear they're smarter than me!

….God. So hot. Unfortunate. I just have faith in the band I represent. They’re the most experienced band in the game right now and they’re just coming off of absolutely killing it at the Beach Bash. Obviously they’re going to win.

What? It ain’t that hot out! It’s actually finally getting cold, hope you have someone as beautiful as you to snuggle with. And faith and confidence is a real nice thing to have. I don’t like to pick favorites but it sounds like you’ve guys got a real shot! I’m rooting for y’all!

@mollyofhearts: ugh I wish. idk I guess I just hate doing new things. My life has been cheer and soccer for four years. New things stress me OUT.