god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

show them no shrimpathy

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

🎶🎵 and i DON’T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME🎵🎶

🎶🎵CUZ I DON’T THINK THAT THEY’D UNDERSTAND 🎵🎶

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

What the fuck I love this

vantablack doge

I still can’t tell if this is a dog or a panther 

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

This guy grew up reading Calvin and Hobbes.

your characters literally don’t need a reason to be lgbt. no lgbt person in real life has a reason for being lgbt. we just are. if somebody says your character has to have a ‘reason’ to be diverse, they’re full of shit. diversity isn’t an aberration from the norm. it’s an accurate reflection of reality.

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.