Ravi Gupta

Renting one of these while there is light left.

Don’t die Rav. Your mom will literally kill me for letting you die without getting married. 

I lived. Bullet dodged. We won't need a mass funeral now.

answer to @thisjustin-justintime‘s question: i’m gonna go with @jetaime-vi. this seems v on brand for someone who stole a guy’s wallet, all the while saying she wants to suck his dick.

Aaaaand this needed to be rehashed because why?

hey @jetaime-vi​, i hope you didn’t actually suck this wannabe mcdreamy’s dick cuz it looks like he’s got a serious case of the herps

Wow. You know major moodswings and irrational anger are side effects of several STDs and STIs?

it’s either cancer or herpes. either way, you should just throw yourself off the yacht now.

1) did not ask you to look 2) would not let you look 3) we're all gonna die if this is what passes for quality medical services

This worries me. Ominously. What’s the dare this time?

Okay okay I’ll give you an easy one because I know you and if I give you one you’re not drunk enough for, you’ll swerve me. Ok post a public post about how you have this rash on your butt and ask/tag the three ambassadors on medical aid rn for advice on it.

@harperfromhell @itscalebward @bloodsweatandbenji Need medical aid advice for a buttrash. SOS send help now.

This worries me. Ominously. What’s the dare this time?

you already know i’ll do whatever you want

DGhjfgh. Um. Ask five people if they’ve seen your pet alligator, because it’s past feeding time???

oh don’t worry i didn’t take any money yet. i’ll give it back at the yhat party?

Why did you steal my wallet in the first place?

spotted: @zazzyravi​ with his mail order bride because even he knows how hopeless and pathetic he is in the love department. so not only does he have a knees fetish, but he also seems to have a thing for blondes. our sources tell us that @jetaime-vi​ knows about ravi’s wife and is still DTF. you know you’ve reached an all-time low when you’re so desperate for the D that you’re willing to be a side hoe.

We’re not actually married. And she was not a mail order bride. We were like nineteen and she got the jitters and bailed like thirty seconds after that photo.