The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2019 Sentence Starters
Content warning for sexual references and strong language
“There’s too much girth on the pen.”
“Now that Jeremy Kyle’s gone, you’ve come on here for the DNA results.”
“You take that back! My mum likes you, you dick!”
“There’s no hope in that design. That design is made for war.”
“I mean, it’s a good looking egg.”
“Don’t turn away like that. So dismissive.”
“I think I made up the cheese.”
“You’re like Jesus but with carbs!”
“All right, I’ll come and get my own fucking cheese.”
“Are you biting open cheese?”
“Welcome to my cheese part.”
“This came from my belly button.”
“Episode four, it suddenly got shit.”
“Just talk to any Scouser for more than five seconds and they’ll tell you about it.”
“If you’re susceptible to cringing, this is difficult.”
“Why is there an orange slice on the top of the trainer there?”
“Well, I was storming the Bastille with the rest of the peasants.”
“These are the best wrong answers we’ve ever had.”
“Well, that is the unfunny correct answer.”
“It’s bullshit though ‘cause she hasn’t got a saucer.”
“We all talk about that behind your back.”
“Something in my head is telling me that’s not the correct answer.”
“Just couldn’t help ourselves.”
“If you want to keep that shoe dry, if you want that shoe to stay dry, who better to model it than a man who cannot sweat because he’s so brave?”
“I think you’re overusing that ass motif.”
“He should really go back to what he does best. Haunting the nightmares of Victorian children.”
“I don’t know what you lot are doing but I’m making a bra for a cat.”
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