harrison montgomery

does it get lower than having a golddigger offer to suck your dick on the internet and out you for your... preference for knees?

sorry hunty, just stating the facts. this could be a turning point for you though, where you realize you could only go up from here. sounds like a great episode in the works.

oh snappity snaaap, yasss sis! we’re getting lit like the fourth of july babyyy!

diiiiid someone say shots?

answer to @thisjustin-justintime‘s question: i’m gonna go with @jetaime-vi. this seems v on brand for someone who stole a guy’s wallet, all the while saying she wants to suck his dick.

interesting song choice. the question was ‘who needs to get queer eyed the most?’

agree on all fronts. look at us, being mature reasonable adults!

hmm... get on stage and serenade someone with a love song

answer to @treegoddessnadia‘s question: no one needs it... okay that’s a lie, i’m trying to be nice here, but definitely wouldn’t mind it for @yojonathan

okay okay okay, moooooving on. let’s hit the bar. i think we need a couple margaritas after this conversation.

REALLY??????

okay okay, i promise i will forgive you and won’t bring this up ever.

by ‘never speak of this again’, you mean we can drunkenly bring it up at the occasional holiday party and laugh about it, right?

do i want to know why you grouped me with mr. prewitt blew it the fuckboy?

uh-huhhhh that’s what i thought, mr. prewitt blew it

practice celibacy for the rest of this trip

dang lexi. answer to @lexis-lexica‘s question: probably @50shadesofcristian or @prewittblewit. even their usernames give me that vibe. sorry fellas.