DAMIEN: Start over from the beginning.
TOKEN: It all started yesterday nightā¦ we all played with a ouija boardā¦ at Craigās house.
TOKEN: And then we left when things started getting weird, but we didnāt really think much of itā¦
DAMIEN: Thatās really stupid.
TOKEN: Everything seemed fine after we left.
TOKEN: And even this morning, I called Craig to make sure he was alright.
TOKEN: He said he was, but he had a weird dreamā¦ about a demon.
DAMIEN: So he passed out after you guys left.
TOKEN: I think thatās what he said, yeah.
TOKEN: And he seemed okay, up until thatā¦ new kid joined our class.
DAMIEN: He turned out to be
TOKEN: But we didnāt know that at the time.
TOKEN: Craig said that he looked familiar, but we thought it was dumb.
TOKEN: And Craig even asked him, likeĀ āAre you a demon?ā
TOKEN: And the power went out.
TOKEN: And we still didnāt believe him.
DAMIEN: I knew something seemed off when the power went out.
TOKEN: We decided to go out and figure out what was going on.
TOKEN: Craig, Clyde, Jimmy, the new kid and I all went out of the cafeteria.
TOKEN: And in the darkā¦ at the end of the hall, was this guy.
TOKEN: At first, I couldnāt tell who he was.
TOKEN: But when my eyes adjusted, it wasā¦
TOKEN: It was that one kid who died, likeā¦ a while back.
TOKEN: A long, long time ago. When we were kids.
DAMIEN: Thereās a million kids who die all the time.
TOKEN: Pip, that british kid.
TOKEN: He was saying a lot of stuff, and I was too freaked out in the moment to really process a lot of it.
TOKEN: So we all booked it, including the new kid.
TOKEN: And I thought we all made it out.
TOKEN: I didnāt even think about Jimmy.
TOKEN: I feel so, so bad about forgetting about him.
TOKEN: I just didnāt look back, and then I was too panicked to think straight, andā
TOKEN: We only stopped once Clyde couldnāt breath anymore.
TOKEN: And Craig was acting really weirdā¦
TOKEN: Like his mind was super occupied, and he was kind of antsy, which is definitely not like him, at all.
TOKEN: He was kinda muttering to himself, and telling us to shut up, even when we werenāt talking.
DAMIEN: Heās probably got a case of the hell chatters.
TOKEN: You gonnaā¦ explain thatā¦ orā¦
TOKEN: Wellā¦ he decided, eventually, that all of us were going to Starkās Pond.
TOKEN: And thinking about it now, it almost feels like he was controlled by someone when he said that.
TOKEN: I have no idea why he wanted to go to Starkās Pond.
TOKEN: But we didnāt really think much of it and we went with him.
DAMIEN: Not thinking seems to be a trope here with you guys.
TOKEN: Look, itās all beenā¦ super stressful.
TOKEN: So we get there. And we start asking the new kid a couple of questions, because now after everything that happened, we were a little suspicious.
TOKEN: And then Craig starts freaking the hell out.
TOKEN: We try to figure out whatās going on, and he doesnāt make any sense at all.
TOKEN: Then someone else showed up.
TOKEN: And then we realised that the new kid was a demon, too.
TOKEN: And so was the guy who showed up.
DAMIEN: Stop omitting details.
DAMIEN: Give me their names.
TOKEN: Well the guy who showed upā¦ it was Gregory.
TOKEN: That really snooty guy, from a while back, too.
DAMIEN: Oh, that sad sack ofā¦
DAMIEN: What reason does he have to be here right now?
TOKEN: Dude, I donāt know!
DAMIEN: Well no wonderĀ you say thereās so many others running around right now.
DAMIEN: Your friend let that guy in.
TOKEN: What does that mean?
DAMIEN: Look man, I have somewhere to be in half an hour, I donāt have time to explain all the dumb intricacies of your issues.
TOKEN: Okay, the new kidās name was Tweek.
TOKEN: Umā¦ But Gregory, when he showed upā¦
TOKEN: He did this wholeā¦ song and dance number.
TOKEN: With Pip, and Tweek, and eventually, another kid.
TOKEN: I used to see him around school a couple years back, but I never really knew himā¦
TOKEN: I think his name was Thomas.
TOKEN: ā¦He seemed like he didnāt want to hurt anybody.
TOKEN: Heās a demon now, too?
DAMIEN: None of these guys your dealing with are actually demons, you know that right?
DAMIEN: Like, the closest you have to a demon is Pip, the rat bastard.
TOKEN: Theyāre all still from hell.
TOKEN: Anyway, they finish that song, and Pip throwsā¦ Jimmyāsā¦
TOKEN: Just. Right out there.
TOKEN: On t-the groundā¦ For all of us to seeā
DAMIEN: Take it easy, cow boy.
DAMIEN: Letās wrangle you up a slushie to cool your stomach.
TOKEN: We didnāt know what to do. So we ran again.
TOKEN: And this time, Craig got left behind.
TOKEN: I donāt think anybody else followed us.
DAMIEN: Not this far, no.
TOKEN: I donāt know if Craig is still alive or not.
TOKEN: I feel awful for leaving him behind.
DAMIEN: Simple flight or fight response.
TOKEN: ThatĀ āsimpleā response probably got two of my friends killed.
TOKEN: I just donāt know what to doā¦
TOKEN: What if the police find out?
TOKEN: What if the cops come to question us?
TOKEN: What are we supposed to say?
TOKEN: Demons came and got us?
TOKEN: Oh god, what if they go and kill more people?
DAMIEN: Thatās not likely.
TOKEN: Why do you say that?
DAMIEN: Demons, and allĀ subsidiaries, only punish the deserving.
DAMIEN: They donāt generally justā¦ go around killing for no reason.
DAMIEN: Maybe Jimmy was an asshole.
DAMIEN: Maybe Jimmy had it coming.
DAMIEN: You donāt know.
TOKEN: Iā I think I do.
TOKEN: He was one of my best friends.
TOKEN: And he had his face eaten off.
DAMIEN: I think unrepentant sinners are more likely than a bunch of rogue demons running amok for no reason.Ā
DAMIEN: Okay, letās say they are killing for no reason.
DAMIEN: Letās say theyāre killing and rampaging and possessing anybody they see.
DAMIEN: In the end, itās all your guyās faults.
DAMIEN: You let a bad one out.
DAMIEN: If you didnāt want anything bad to happen, maybe you shouldnāt have used a ouija board.
DAMIEN: You went against every warning there was, got high, and played with a toy that lets you talk to any hellspawn that happens across it.
TOKEN: Is there any way weād be able toā¦ undo something like this?
DAMIEN: I mean sure, if you had a favor or two. But good luck with that.
DAMIEN: The Ruler of Hell, stupid.
DAMIEN: The guy who runs all of those little shits.
TOKEN: Youā you said you were the son of Satan, right?
TOKEN: Is there any way Iād be able to get a favor fromā¦
DAMIEN: Yeah, okay, good luck trying to get a favor with the guy who literally runs the underworld.
DAMIEN: I bet you donāt even know how to find him.
DAMIEN: Look, like I said, I gotta be somewhere.
DAMIEN: Enjoy the rest of your drink.
DAMIEN: If you really need me, call me when Iām not working.
