DAMIEN: Start over from the beginning.
TOKEN: It all started yesterday night… we all played with a ouija board… at Craig’s house.
TOKEN: And then we left when things started getting weird, but we didn’t really think much of it…
DAMIEN: That’s really stupid.
TOKEN: Everything seemed fine after we left.
TOKEN: And even this morning, I called Craig to make sure he was alright.
TOKEN: He said he was, but he had a weird dream… about a demon.
DAMIEN: So he passed out after you guys left.
TOKEN: I think that’s what he said, yeah.
TOKEN: And he seemed okay, up until that… new kid joined our class.
DAMIEN: He turned out to be
TOKEN: But we didn’t know that at the time.
TOKEN: Craig said that he looked familiar, but we thought it was dumb.
TOKEN: And Craig even asked him, like “Are you a demon?”
TOKEN: And the power went out.
TOKEN: And we still didn’t believe him.
DAMIEN: I knew something seemed off when the power went out.
TOKEN: We decided to go out and figure out what was going on.
TOKEN: Craig, Clyde, Jimmy, the new kid and I all went out of the cafeteria.
TOKEN: And in the dark… at the end of the hall, was this guy.
TOKEN: At first, I couldn’t tell who he was.
TOKEN: But when my eyes adjusted, it was…
TOKEN: It was that one kid who died, like… a while back.
TOKEN: A long, long time ago. When we were kids.
DAMIEN: There’s a million kids who die all the time.
TOKEN: Pip, that british kid.
TOKEN: He was saying a lot of stuff, and I was too freaked out in the moment to really process a lot of it.
TOKEN: So we all booked it, including the new kid.
TOKEN: And I thought we all made it out.
TOKEN: I didn’t even think about Jimmy.
TOKEN: I feel so, so bad about forgetting about him.
TOKEN: I just didn’t look back, and then I was too panicked to think straight, and–
TOKEN: We only stopped once Clyde couldn’t breath anymore.
TOKEN: And Craig was acting really weird…
TOKEN: Like his mind was super occupied, and he was kind of antsy, which is definitely not like him, at all.
TOKEN: He was kinda muttering to himself, and telling us to shut up, even when we weren’t talking.
DAMIEN: He’s probably got a case of the hell chatters.
TOKEN: You gonna… explain that… or…
TOKEN: Well… he decided, eventually, that all of us were going to Stark’s Pond.
TOKEN: And thinking about it now, it almost feels like he was controlled by someone when he said that.
TOKEN: I have no idea why he wanted to go to Stark’s Pond.
TOKEN: But we didn’t really think much of it and we went with him.
DAMIEN: Not thinking seems to be a trope here with you guys.
TOKEN: Look, it’s all been… super stressful.
TOKEN: So we get there. And we start asking the new kid a couple of questions, because now after everything that happened, we were a little suspicious.
TOKEN: And then Craig starts freaking the hell out.
TOKEN: We try to figure out what’s going on, and he doesn’t make any sense at all.
TOKEN: Then someone else showed up.
TOKEN: And then we realised that the new kid was a demon, too.
TOKEN: And so was the guy who showed up.
DAMIEN: Stop omitting details.
DAMIEN: Give me their names.
TOKEN: Well the guy who showed up… it was Gregory.
TOKEN: That really snooty guy, from a while back, too.
DAMIEN: Oh, that sad sack of…
DAMIEN: What reason does he have to be here right now?
TOKEN: Dude, I don’t know!
DAMIEN: Well no wonder you say there’s so many others running around right now.
DAMIEN: Your friend let that guy in.
TOKEN: What does that mean?
DAMIEN: Look man, I have somewhere to be in half an hour, I don’t have time to explain all the dumb intricacies of your issues.
TOKEN: Okay, the new kid’s name was Tweek.
TOKEN: Um… But Gregory, when he showed up…
TOKEN: He did this whole… song and dance number.
TOKEN: With Pip, and Tweek, and eventually, another kid.
TOKEN: I used to see him around school a couple years back, but I never really knew him…
TOKEN: I think his name was Thomas.
TOKEN: …He seemed like he didn’t want to hurt anybody.
TOKEN: He’s a demon now, too?
DAMIEN: None of these guys your dealing with are actually demons, you know that right?
DAMIEN: Like, the closest you have to a demon is Pip, the rat bastard.
TOKEN: They’re all still from hell.
TOKEN: Anyway, they finish that song, and Pip throws… Jimmy’s…
TOKEN: Just. Right out there.
TOKEN: On t-the ground… For all of us to see–
DAMIEN: Take it easy, cow boy.
DAMIEN: Let’s wrangle you up a slushie to cool your stomach.
TOKEN: We didn’t know what to do. So we ran again.
TOKEN: And this time, Craig got left behind.
TOKEN: I don’t think anybody else followed us.
DAMIEN: Not this far, no.
TOKEN: I don’t know if Craig is still alive or not.
TOKEN: I feel awful for leaving him behind.
DAMIEN: Simple flight or fight response.
TOKEN: That “simple” response probably got two of my friends killed.
TOKEN: I just don’t know what to do…
TOKEN: What if the police find out?
TOKEN: What if the cops come to question us?
TOKEN: What are we supposed to say?
TOKEN: Demons came and got us?
TOKEN: Oh god, what if they go and kill more people?
DAMIEN: That’s not likely.
TOKEN: Why do you say that?
DAMIEN: Demons, and all subsidiaries, only punish the deserving.
DAMIEN: They don’t generally just… go around killing for no reason.
DAMIEN: Maybe Jimmy was an asshole.
DAMIEN: Maybe Jimmy had it coming.
DAMIEN: You don’t know.
TOKEN: I– I think I do.
TOKEN: He was one of my best friends.
TOKEN: And he had his face eaten off.
DAMIEN: I think unrepentant sinners are more likely than a bunch of rogue demons running amok for no reason.Â
DAMIEN: Okay, let’s say they are killing for no reason.
DAMIEN: Let’s say they’re killing and rampaging and possessing anybody they see.
DAMIEN: In the end, it’s all your guy’s faults.
DAMIEN: You let a bad one out.
DAMIEN: If you didn’t want anything bad to happen, maybe you shouldn’t have used a ouija board.
DAMIEN: You went against every warning there was, got high, and played with a toy that lets you talk to any hellspawn that happens across it.
TOKEN: Is there any way we’d be able to… undo something like this?
DAMIEN: I mean sure, if you had a favor or two. But good luck with that.
DAMIEN: The Ruler of Hell, stupid.
DAMIEN: The guy who runs all of those little shits.
TOKEN: You– you said you were the son of Satan, right?
TOKEN: Is there any way I’d be able to get a favor from…
DAMIEN: Yeah, okay, good luck trying to get a favor with the guy who literally runs the underworld.
DAMIEN: I bet you don’t even know how to find him.
DAMIEN: Look, like I said, I gotta be somewhere.
DAMIEN: Enjoy the rest of your drink.
DAMIEN: If you really need me, call me when I’m not working.
