Zaquiri

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

If quagsire was real I would teach mine how to roll weed and bite people

i don't know how you people can stand to watch family guy

No, like genuinely. Even putting aside how painfully unfunny it is, that show is just fucking nasty! Every time my siblings put it on it was just the characters being mean about characters being fat, autistic, trans, etc. Remember when they did an episode where a guy sleeps with a trans woman and then there's a 30 second compilation of the guy puking violently? How they constantly tear into peter for being fat? How his boss is mocked for being autistic? Nasty ass show and y'all are showing a lot about yourselves the way you make it a pillar of yourself!

Quagsire

My job on the leftist commune is showing homophobic men gay porn and checking if they get hard

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

They’re so real for this thoughever

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

where did it go?

ok guys let’s go to sleep now

all together

this is the book where madelines appendix burst you insensitive bastard