the trouble man

Should I even bother asking where to, or is it a surprise?

Of course it's a surprise.

Which is surprising because I usually look better with less on.

I'm sure.

I don’t have anything in mind.  Now’s your chance to wow me.

Now's my chance? Alright then, let's go.

The apology isn’t accepted.  You’re going to have to figure out some way to make it up to me.

Oh, anything for you.

Mhm, I can sleep soundly tonight knowing that your hair isn’t naturally that coiffed.

I'm sorry I've been causing you to stay up at night.

Everything now makes so much sense.

Does it now?

Aw, now I’m the one blushing.

Looks better on you than me anyway.

What, making sure your hair is perfectly coiffed?

I have people for that.

I literally am. Instead of being seventy percent water, I’m actually seventy percent sugar syrup. It’s a rare medical condition called being adorable.

I don't doubt it. I haven't seen you be anything else.

True— it’s a classic, that’s for sure.

Much better than most of the places I've been, too. Did you just decide to move out here or was there a bigger reason?

Well, lucky you’d look cute with a blush then.

Aw, shucks. You're too sweet.

Likewise. Oh? What brought you here?

I travel a lot. Vegas seemed like an obvious stop.

Logan. How long have you been living here?

Nice to meet you. Been about a month. You?

Ah, any day you do me the honour of speaking to me is a good day.

What a compliment. You'll make me blush.

Glad to hear it. I’m spectacular.

Yeah? Good day?

Pretty much, yeah. I do whatever my boss wants me to. Same shit, different place.

Sounds familiar.

Good.

Doing pretty good, actually. How about you?