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concept: reddie saturday night live au
the year is 2005. lorne michaels hires richie tozier as a featured player on snl after witnessing his half-drunk, supremely horny set at a seedy comedy club.
eddie, meanwhile, is well on his way to becoming head writer. he was hired straight after college and mainly works on weekend update (although he is responsible for a few ICONIC skits. the couple who should be divorced? inside barbieâs dreamhouse? thatâs eddie).
(for logistical reasons, eddie is replacing seth meyers here and richie is standing in for bill hader).
so when they meet in a writing session one fateful tuesday, thereâs immediate tension. and only some of it is sexual.
Keep reading
perhaps I cried
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO
i canât believe iâm really gonna fall for this, am i?
I TAKE IT BACK I GOTÂ NICK CAGE
SOMEONE LOVES YOU
okay hello this is the first time Iâve seen your blog and the fact that you are a Zagene blog and your name is Maggie is,, so funny,,,,,,
YES I know
To be fair I was here long before the announcement haha

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eugene referring to himself and zach as ânot married... yetâ in the new vid has me feeling my feelings. the high fives. the looks. the genuine support.Â
expect a zagene domestic fic rec list soon. if you have any good ones, my asks are always open
Zagene classics? Idk if the ship is old enough to have any but in your opinion?!? Any must reads?!
I would say that there arenât really any super âclassicâ fics because the ship/tag is so small, but i did make a list! i just posted it, or you can find it here
thank you lovely!
zagene classics list
anon asked if I had any classics to recommend. while thatâs pretty hard to say, because the zagene fandom is still relatively small, there are a few that either I really really love, or have a lot of hits. if you have any fics that you think are âclassicsâ within the fandom, shoot me a little link in the inbox!
swimming in our sins again by halfwheeze
description:Â Your ao3 says to leave you prompts so um, zagene: "Are you flirting with me?" "Have been for the past x years but thanks for noticing," with Eugene as the flirter
chapters: 1/1
words: 1045
commentary: this is the perfect mix of classic trope and genuine creativity. thereâs also a cheesy harry potter related pickup line, so judge that as you will. halfwheeze is consistently a blessing to the Buzzfeed fandoms.
iâm blowing your job by fringewrites - NSFW
description:Â Based on the Sexy Alcohol Taste Test. Zach gets in his own head, and he wants to try the blowjob shot again. Eugene isn't sure what that's got to do with him.
chapters: 2/2
words: 10,187
commentary: this one is VERY NSFW. beyond that, itâs spot on with characterization, in my opinion, and generally is everything one might want from a smut fic that has plot.Â
just like kisses on the necks of best friends. by holdingnotoyou - NSFW
description:Â It's time, Zach decides as he pulls his laptop into his lap, it's now or never.
chapters: 1/1
words: 9,145
commentary: this is, in my opinion, the trans!zach fic to read if you could only read one(lobviously, you can read them all, and you should.) not only is it beautifully written and smutty as all hell(I believe it pops up on my zagene smut list), itâs exactly the kind of college au that zagene needs.Â
puppy love by tryasockon
description:Â Zach's Rebranding Strategy for High School hadn't included a boyfriend that was, without a doubt, cooler than he is, but he's not going to complain about plan improvisation.
chapters: 2/2
words: 18,448
commentary: this. is. my. favorite. zagene fic. i think. i have so many that i absolutely adore, but i think if i was going to give one a medal, it would take it. it has everything a wonderful fic needs - spot on characterizations, a solid highschool au, itâs long as hell, and most importantly, dogs! itâs adorable, iâve recommended it before and i will again. give it a read.Â
of mornings and vegas weddings by Hugabug
description:Â "You know, out of the both of us I thought I was going to be the one with the Las Vegas wedding."
chapters: 1/1
words: 1,153
commentary: this is the perfect fic to read if youâre looing for something thatâs angst free, short, and domestic as all hell. with a side pairing of shyan(which is kind of a major player in the plot). itâs absolutely wonderful, and i will be crying over soft, affectionate, loving eugene and panicky ryan until the day i die.Â
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If you love Saturday Night Live, especially if you have SNL ships, our SNL Discord Server is now adding!
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DM me for a link @unsolvedmaggie
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angel; favorite album of all time? honey; are you a very affectionate person? moonlight; do you enjoy museums? roses; what does love feel like to you? describe it! shimmer; zodiac sign? princess; have you ever been to disneyland? if so, favorite ride? cherry; have you ever been to a psychic? magic; favorite film? starlight; have you ever written a love letter? velvet; do you enjoy horror films? blush; have you been to a concert? if so, which one(s)? sparkle; dream job? witches;  how do you like to dress? crystal; favorite planet? sugar; favorite pet names? (baby, sweetheart, etc.) hopeless; do you believe in ghosts? glow; do you have or want any tattoos? what of? starlet; what historical period is most interesting to you? motel; are you superstitious? heart; do you like the color pink? golden; do you appreciate high fashion?
Oh my god, they are so beautiful! Send me some â¨

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Buzzfeed The Try Guys (Web Series) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Zach Kornfeld/Eugene Lee Yang
Zach hates this. He and Eugene havenât even talked about marriage, let alone kids. But now heâs editing Eugene Babysits Nedâs Baby and itâs possible that watching his boyfriend take care of a baby is making him want kids. A little bit. Okay, maybe a lot.
Or: Zach is a goldfish.
title & some inspiration from jon bellionâs song Blu
I never reblog my own work, but Iâve been super inactive lately, so please enjoy this little plotbunny while I figure out how to actually post regularly.
features zach x eugene fluff and talk of babies. also strange metaphors, so thereâs that.Â
For everyoneâs information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is donât open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think âoh everyoneâs gone letâs shut down.â What it actually makes them think is 'oh shit people arenât happy and if people donât keep using our site weâre out of money and out of jobs.â
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, hereâs what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Donât:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesnât affect their revenue and since itâs off the store at the moment itâll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and donât use it youâre saying to staff that thereâs still time to save it. If you delete itâs hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs donât care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means thereâs $0 further income from it. Thatâs their last possible course of action. If we make it clear weâre not happy, theyâll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. Theyâre a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because theyâre scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
Any zagene smut lol
hey nonnie! i just posted a four-fic smut list for your enjoyment :)
-mags
zagene smut list
ah yes, time for maggie to sin, and sin hard. enjoy little cuties, hereâs a list of some very nsfw fics for yâall. if youâre like, twelve, please donât click any of the links below.
âtil youâre burning up, âtil you get enough by punk_rock_yuppie
description:Â Zach pulls off. "Feels nice? That's what every dude wants to hear. That's great. Feels nice, sure." He's not really upset, he's grinning far too much for that, and he works his hand lazily around Eugene's base.
"Nice is all you get so far," Eugene retorts even as his more refined thinking skills go out the window. The pressure around the base of his cock is enough to keep him on edge but not coming. "If you keep going, maybe you'll get a better score."
Zach shrugs. "It's what I came here to do, isn't it?"
chapters: 1/1
words: 2676
commentary: this is based off of the dirty alcohol taste test video(specifically eugene and zachâs blowjob shot - you know the one), and itâs pretty amazing. highly recommend.Â
just like kisses on the necks of best friends. by alvaughn
description:Â It's time, Zach decides as he pulls his laptop into his lap, it's now or never.
chapters: 1/1
words: 9145
commentary: okay, if youâve ever talked to me, you probably know that I absolutely fangirl over anything by alvaughn, and this one is no different. also, it features trans!zach(ftm), so be aware of that! this is also a beautiful consent-positive fic, so be prepared to love these dorky boys
Good Boy by anonymous
description:Â He hadnât been able to help himself: teasing Zach in front of the camera was just too much fun.
chapters: 1/1
words: 3054
commentary: vaguely bdsm; dom!zach, be ready for some strong dom/sub action
i only want to be alone with you. by alvaughn
description:Â "You can't call me dude after we just fucked, Eugene."
chapters: 1/1
words: 1007
commentary: another alvaughn fic, and no one is surprised. I love their writing so much, itâs honestly amazing I havenât recced everything of theirs yet(Iâm sure Iâll get there). more trans!zach, and itâs such a soft trope that I just melt for transboy!zach. okay, I could ramble about alvaughn all day, but I wonât.Â
an announcement from a very happy maggie
hello my lovelies!
as youâve probably noticed, Iâve been super inactive. Iâm taking four AP classes this schoolyear and to be honest, itâs kicking my ass. that said, Iâm on break for the next week and am hoping to be as active as possible(and also to queue some goodies for ya lil cuties). since Iâve been on semi-hiatus, this wonderful little blog has passed 500 followers!!! thank you all so much!Â
please, send in your asks and recs (both to me and to @unsolvedmaggie - which is where I post all of my fanfic, standrew, zagene, and shyan related)!
also, Iâm thinking about putting up an ask-the-admin type thing sometime today, so give this post a like if youâd be interested in asking me some questions!
I hope youâre having a good day(or night)! whatever it is, wherever you are, I hope itâs a good one <3
-maggie

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Iâm pretty new to #zagene so I havenât had a chance to find a fake dating zagene fic and I have a MIGHTY need. do you know of any?
I donât know of any that follow the âweâre fake dating so my parents stop asking when Iâll get a boyfriendâ type trope. The only fic I can think of that comes semi-close to matching fake dating is something I wrote (lmao, shameless self promo). Itâs a tropey Zach-in-danger, Eugene saves him and also pretends to be his boyfriend type trope, and you can find it here!
As far as proper fake dating fics, if anyone would like to write one, please let me know when you do and I will rec it!Â
hey there! I'm working on a zagene fic right now, and it's my first time writing fic about real people. I'm really concerned I might get the characterization off, so I was wondering what you think are the most important things to keep in mind when writing each try guy? Thank you!
Okay, so this is kind of complicated because obviously, people are complicated, but Iâll do my best. Iâm also gonna do more about zach and eugene because iâm assuming youâll be focusing on them in your fic
so here are some things that you should keep in mind/things i think fit with their personalities when youâre writing them
Keith - loyal, super bright and happy, goofy, more the type of person to try to make you laugh when youâre sad than try to give advice, would never choose between his friends, super supportive but will tell you if youâre fucking up
Ned - prioritizes his friends and family above all else, competitive, sometimes overly/brutally honest but would lie, has a lot of feelings about things, opinionated
Zach - although he complains a lot, he isnât just a whiner, he goes through a lot and it has made him strong, pushes through pain, will complain but doesnât want to ask something of his friends that he thinks would burden them, will literally die for his friends, loves his dog, occasionally very insecure but also has moments of self love, physically affectionate, wants to be honest but would rather lie than hurt his friendâs feelings, remembers little things about people like their favorite candy or something, and then will surprise them with that just because he think itâll make them happy, not to receive gratitude
Eugene - may seem cold but he does have feelings, bold in performance but less so in saying how he feels, would literally work until he died if his friends didnât tell him to sleep and eat and drink water, reserved but loves his friends and family so much, has needs and wants, can be insecure, is doubtful of love, but thatâs because of childhood trauma not just because he doesnât feel love, would probably be more likely to show affection through actions rather than through physical touch or his words(i.e. bringing zach his favorite teas all the time but rarely telling zach how he feels, probably not that into PDA - unless heâs jealous, but thatâs different), drinks to make himself bold or brave when it comes to talking about feelings