Nothing but chaos on this blog

Peter: *picks up phone* oh hey, DD! How’s it going? Drug bust tonight? I’ll be there. Oh, and the chimichangas? Yeah, DPs got ‘em covered. Maybe bring some change, I doubt he’ll remember that the sauces cost money now. Yeah, see you then. Bye. The rest of the avengers sitting around the meeting table: Peter: what? Tony: please tell me DD and DP mean Donald Duck and department Peter: no, they mean— Tony: I think you misunderstood. Please lie to me. Peter: oh okay then—

Daredevil: "What do you want, Spider-Man ?" Deadpool: "Yo Matty, why are you using your Devil voice with Peter ?" Daredevil: "You know him ?" Spider-Man: You remember me ??" Deadpool: "Aaaah, is this the part of history where you almost destroyed the multiverse because you wanted to go to college and the strangely sexy doctor erased you from collective memory ?" Daredevil: "… You're talking nonsense again." Deadpool: "Or maybe I know more than everyone else and I use humor as a defense mechanism to keep from actually losing my mind and going bald like 'Professor Wheels'… Even though I'm bald anyway, but less nervous." Spider-Man: "… You remember me." Deadpool: "Of course, Petey, I could never forget you. Oh, don't cry ! Come here, give Wade a hug !" Daredevil: "… Why do I want to give him a hug too ?" Deadpool: "Because your body memory is smarter than the rest. Hug the kid, he needs it."