Zackaree

this is what dating an instgram influencer must be like

Truly this is one of the only situations where each word felt like someone was punching me in the face and it kept getting worse

A plot twist!!!

Transcript: “Hey, Cookie. You gotta share, buddy. [beat] Cookie, noooo! [laughing]”

in th computer lab i heard the man behind me chuckle and say “ooooh….Yeah Babey” and whrn i turned to look at his screen he was looking at the wikipedia page for aqueducts

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

while this transcript is accurate it does not at all convey the Energy of these sounds

naruto openings to touch the stove to

Bro I challange you to an Agni kai *hands you a lighter and a can of hairspray*