★.—ethereal.

There’s a lot of pictures of everything. Bath bombs, the Pats, food, porn; I could go on, but i’d be typing for a while.

This is true. I just meant, it’s pretty okay.

It’s like fate! Hello, Zachary! It’s wonderful to meet you. What’s your favorite thing to cook?

You too! I love to bake more than anything, but I do love pasta dishes!

I find glitter so hard to get off, even though it so pretty! I love pastels too, mint candy apple is my favorite out of all of them! Wonderful then Zach it is. How are you little adorable boy? 

I love glitter. I just use a peel off base coat! I’m good, but not a boy. I’m just me, cute and sweet me. How are you?

So I might have just rewatched Safe Haven about two or three times in a row, why I wanted to put myself through that I don’t know but I love that film. Any Nicholas Sparks film gets me. Anyway for those of you that don’t know me, I’m Courtney Weston, How you all doing?

I like those movies a little, but I’ve never been obsessed. I’m Zachary Hummel, and I’m doing super great.

Quiet nights at work mean Mario Kart competitions with the surgical residents. Sometimes you just have to kick back and yell obscenities at a cartoon turtle.

So, hello? I’m Dominic Aldrin (not Dom), and it’s taken me 3 years to discover that this website is actually a thing.

I’m Zachary Hummel, and I like this website. Lots of pictures of flowers and stuff.

Aside from being only slightly good looking, it’s one of my many talents. 

So you might be more than slightly good looking. But, I think knowing your other talents would help knock it up.

It’s terrifying, when people are angry, but I can’t help it sometimes, I just make people angry.

That’s how life goes. Someone makes you angry, you make someone angry. Boring Boring. People should just care about the happy stuff.

Yes, like the nail polish! I love their polishes too! Such good colors and such good quality. No? I love matte polish, I think they look so cool. Matte Grey is my favorite nail polish! Nice to meet you Zachary, can I call you Zach? 

I’m a glitter, holo, and glossy kind of person, myself.You can, a lot of people call me that.

You think I’m only slightly good looking? How offensive.

You really love only hanging onto one part of a message, don’t you?

MOODBOARD: Zachary  Hummel.

People are just insane and annoying.

There are a lot of unpleasant people, but I think new people are fun. 

I don’t. I get it a lot. It’s an old lady name, but I love it, mainly because it was my grandma’s name and I loved her so much. Oh I am super weird, but thank you for thinking I am pretty. Oh thank you, I try my hardest to be really nice to people. I hate to break it to you but I am little boring, but just a little. No, haha, I wasn’t. Maybe I will start my own through, with out the mass killing part a lot of them have. Essie! A lot of my friends call me Essie. And you are, Handsome? 

Essie like the nail polish! I love their polishes, not their matte’s though, I hate matte polish. I’m Zachary!

I’m a man of simple pleasures. That does not include weird videos, or whatever you just insinuated. Why are you so curious?

I think the better question is why aren’t you curious? Aren’t you supposed to be automatically curious about people? Plus, I think you’re slightly good looking, so that’s probably why. I also just love people!

She was a crazy lady, but she was nicer than most. My other customers would have probably yelled at me. And I wouldn’t have liked it because I don’t like getting yelled at.

I’m pretty sure no one does. I’m not a fan, I feel like a scared dog when I’m yelled at.

That’s cool, I guess. 

Oh it was super boring. Other than being on a strict diet with sweet breaks, and being a law person at Harvard, what do you do? Are you secretly a weirdo video game guy? You seem like the kinda guy, because you seem so cool and hot on the outside. Most people like that are really weird secretly.

It’s pretty concrete. I get to make sure that it’s the real assholes and meth heads stay in jail, and not someone who doesn’t deserve it.

So, super-hero reasoning. My reasoning for fashion would have been I just like it.