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"Older Generation" Edition! Dahlia, Esther, Mikael, Brynhildr
Dahlia: Mikael, you'll be working with Esther and Brynn. Mikael: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: *blank stares* Mikael: ...Of people on a team.
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Brynn: Stop doing that. Dahlia: Stop doing what? Brynn: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Brynn: Hi. Esther: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them? Brynn: I did. Esther: And what did they say? Brynn: “Thank you.” Esther: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say? Brynn: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Dahlia said, “Thank you.”
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Mikael: If you want my advice- Dahlia: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. Mikael: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me. Esther: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Esther: So, what is Brynn to you? Mikael: The reason I wake up every morning. Esther: ...That’s adorable. Brynn earlier that morning, barging into Mikael′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Mikael: That was so hot, Esther. Esther: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Mikael: I'm so in love with you.
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Dahlia: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Brynn: It was autocorrect. Dahlia: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Brynn: Yes.
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Esther: So you’re dating Brynn? Dahlia: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense. Esther: That’s literally a wedding ring.
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Brynn: Screw you! Mikael: I'll have to check with my significant other, but I'll get back to you.
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Brynn: Are we fighting or flirting? Dahlia: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Brynn: Your point?
















