all star;

I think from now on whenever you give me an answer, I’ll believe the complete opposite just in case. 

Aw, Alli. That's just mean. If you ask me about the Clippers or something, I'm totally trustworthy. 

Thanks for your always helpful answers, Zach! Disclaimer: That was no help.

Hey! I never claim that anything I say is going to be helpful. 

Ok, but what if, like, your real name was Axel. And your parents decided they didn't like it so then they called you Blake. So you'd just be calling yourself your real name and you wouldn't even know it.

I’m hardcore jamming to Lorde.

And we'll never be roooyaaals....

What’s a synonym for lazy?

Cooper Monroe

Someone please tell me it’s almost Spring Break.

It's almost Spring Break! ... Disclaimer that I have no clue when spring break is. 

I dropped a piece of set for last year’s musical on my foot. I was lucky to only break a couple toes.

Ouch. That sounds seriously painful. What happens when you break your toes, anyway? Are you gonna be walking around on crutches?

Sunshine can also give you skin cancer. And our air is very little oxygen. It’s mostly nitrogen.

Okay, first of all, way to be a Negative Nelly. Second of all, wait... seriously? Then why do they always say we need oxygen to breathe? 

I mean, his music isn’t really supposed to be bangin’.

See, I just don't know if I can get behind that. I need slaps.Or Shakira grinding on Rihanna. Ed Sheeran's not up to standard. 

So, I broke a couple toes… Awesome, right?

Aw, man, dude! Not chill. How'd that happen?

I’ve run out of things to read and things to watch on Netflix. This is worrisome. What do I do now? Do I go outside?

Yeah. I know this sounds crazy, but, like, sunshine and oxygen and shit is actually good for you! 

Ed Sheeran has announced a new album. This is it. This is happening. My chest feels tight. I might need my inhaler.

I don't know, I've never really understood the whole Ed Sheeran fad. His music's not really bangin', you know?

More girl bands telling the world that men suck… And less auto tune.

Oh, so you're one of those feminist types? I swear, I've never told a woman to stay in the kitchen. 

The music on the radio is slowly improving and it makes me happy.

Hipster. What counts as improvement to you? I think Selena Gomez can tell me to "come and get it" as much as she wants. 

My mom just told me I can’t give up for Lent. I want to prove her wrong.

Every year my dad says I have to give up meat and every year I'm just like, no. Why do you want to give something up??

Any homework is normally a no. Kind of a bad habit. You should have come and watched them with me! I even followed the leader and ordered a pizza.

What? Aw, man, you should've texted me! I totally would've come. I'll sit through anything for free pizza, even though I haven't seen, like, any of the movies that were nominated.