natural child, terrible child

Let me see!

*holds up a pinecone* Loooook!

How does a pinecone look like Abe Lincoln?

It does! I swear.

I get told that I look like Mila Kunis a lot, though.

I can see that, but just a little.

I don’t see it.

Me neither.

I’m hardcore jamming to Lorde.

People say I look like her.

The ending of TV series make me cry

How I Met Your Mother?

Animals are lucky I love them enough to go without eating them or their products. 

That's true. I don't like thinking about where my food comes from.

Sometimes I miss the taste of corn dogs. Soy dogs are not the same.

Um, duh.

I mean, I dunno, but you should wash him. 

Okay, if you say so. I should also probably give him a cage... And find out what lizards eat...

She’s the youngest Kardashian sister.

Oh. You're still prettier.

Did you wash him?

... No... Can lizards swim?

You’re cuter! How was your day, Isobel? Anything fun happen?

It was okay. I found a lizard. I'm keeping it in my room. I named him Xavier.