they couldn't break me down

I’m so looking forward to a whole summer away from the cameras and media. Like, ugh, yes, I want to be a real girl!

And I get to deal with my family's issues in private, yay!

But it’s finally over and we can celebrate that.

Yes, we can. Thank God.

See, I just don’t know if I can get behind that. I need slaps. Or Shakira grinding on Rihanna. Ed Sheeran’s not up to standard. 

... Okay. Have you heard any of his music that isn't The A Team?

I don’t know, I’ve never really understood the whole Ed Sheeran fad. His music’s not really bangin’, you know?

I mean, his music isn't really supposed to be bangin'.

I’ve had better days, but at the same time, I’ve had worse. How about yours?

Mine has been okay. Nothing too awful.

I hope so. How was your day, Austin?

It was good. How was yours?

I better. I’ve already outgrown last years swimsuit, and I’m not exactly feeling great about that. This whole not-feeling-like-I’m-going-to-faint thing better be worth it.

I promise it will be, babe.

…It’s almost swimsuit season. I’m scared.

You're gonna look awesome.

Because I’m pretty and you’re handsome and we’re cute together?

Partially, but mostly because we both love reality TV shows.

Ah, yes. You’re so smart, Austin. I love that about you.

I'm glad you like my smarts and not just my ass.

I knew there was a reason we were dating.

Well, that’s good, because a guy who can’t past his girlfriend taking pictures of his coffee is certainly no guy who gets a second go at sex.

A guy who can't get past his girlfriend taking pictures of coffee is a guy with no girlfriend at all.

We should probably break up, then. You don’t want to be dating your worst enemy. Unless you think you can look past my coffee photography. 

I think I can look past it.