What do you mean weed here is illegal? That’s not right, man.

It is? Funny, back when I was big on it, I never got in trouble for it. But, the law enforcement around here does seem kind of... careless.

Last night was great, but now my head hurts.

I'd be willing to bet that you're hungover.

Is there anything at all I can do? Get you tissues, or something to eat? You just let yourself be sad, take as much time as you think you need. I’m sure one day you’ll find a second love. 

No. I'm not hungry. I never tend to be in situations like this. I think I'll be here for weeks, but eventually I'll get sick of the self-pity and move again. Plus, I can only skip work for so long. I don't think I want to.

I never got to meet her so I can’t say what she was thinking when she left. It wasn’t right of her to do that to you though. 

I know. I did know her, and I still have no idea. I'm sure she knows how much this is going to ruin me. Falling in love... was definitely a mistake.

Be sober while you do it?

That is definitely a good idea. Even though it's been a while since I've had a drink anyway. I don't think it'll last too much longer, but I guess that's not really the point.

Did something happen? A fight, or maybe something back home? 

No... not that I know of. Why wouldn't she just tell me? I don't understand.

We can always do something to get your mind off of it? Like drink or smoke or whatever you want to do I don’t know. Well, she is a stupid girl for leaving you. i’m sure you’re great.

I quit all that a while back, and since I realized she left I've been trying harder than usual to keep myself away from it because I want to get myself high or drunk enough that I'll forget for a few hours, but I'm not sure I should keep stopping myself. She was my world, honestly. But apparently, that meant nothing to her.

Then I think you should totally do it. Having no room mate would make things a lot easier as well, at least you wouldn’t have to clean up straight away.

I probably will. I'm a bit on the clumsy side though, so let's hope I don't hurt myself in the process.

I don’t know Zach. Maybe she was scared or wasn’t ready to be married. But you didn’t deserve that from her at all. 

If that were the case, you'd think she would've left before or just after the wedding. I love her, I don't want her to be gone.

I’d suggest smashing plates. I did it once, and it made me feel slightly better.

That's... extremely tempting. I don't have a room mate right now, so there's no one to bother with it either.