let the chaos reign

Why are straight people like this

So…. which is which……

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

my autistic ass: heads on into the Quiet Door praying for peace

Guys this is really obvious?? Blablablabla is for those who enjoy a chat in the bathroom. You know, those that will yell in the stall “DOES ANYONE HAVE PAPER??”, talk in the line to the bathroom about the line in the bathroom, explain to you there isnt soap and the only sinks that work are 1 and 3, that when urinating will just casually talk about the weather. Bla is for those who just rather shake themselves if there isnt toilet paper, who rather discover for themselves where there isn’t soap and complain in their heads that the line is taking too fucking damn long. tl;dr it is separeted by socially outgoing and socially shy!

The only two genders: introverts and extroverts

the real tragedy of gone girl is that amy is gonna have to pretend to be noelle’s friend forever

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

There has been a lady inside my brain screaming for the past 10 yrs and u think taking a bath and doing yoga will stop her? U are wrong. She is a very mad lady and she will not be silenced

i hope the ice age series just continues alongside history despite it not being an ice age anymore and we get up to like ice age 67: the great depression, which was also somehow started by that squirrel trying to get the acorn

date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars

If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

Me receiving affection: ☺🌷😌️👌❣💕🎉💛🎊💞🎈💖💯‼️ Me replying to affection: haha ur gay