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Its not justified but I low key understand why most people prefer to remain politically unaware… like I started eating a banana this morning and couldn’t stop thinking about how Chiquita Brands funded right wing paramilitary death squads in Colombia and then paid off the victims families in court

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?