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THE HEAD TAP

THE SQUISHED FACES BECAUSE OF OLOFSSON

MELANSON AND FISKER MØLGAARD ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY NUTS IN THE PLAYOFFS

They both got 1st and 2nd star yesterday and AUGHHHH FISKER WITH A 2 GOAL GAME YESTERDAY

Its offseason, Jaden Schwartz might disappear and im actually shaking in my boots…

So heres an older “Monwartz celly” (its actually Bjorkstrands but yk) I found while watching a goal compilation from the 2024-2025 season because Montour got NO business doing all that

I genuinely hope Cale Fleury and Josh Mahura get more ice time and also get to play in more games next season.

Ok first why did Jani and Shane catch an absolute stray in the first period after Jani got his shot stopped…like genuinely what did he do for ALL the Knight players on the ice to swarm him? And also have 2 shove pretty hard at him, and poor Shane just trying to get Jani out of there getting pushed away by another Knight player😭 like bro let him get his own TEAMMATE please.

Also Shane looked so tiny when swarmed by everyone 😭 the dude’s 6’0 and looked hella small when Oleksiak and Jani specifically approached him

WHAT IS THIS 2 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE DEAL…

WHY’D MELGAARD CATCH THE STRAY? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING.

FIRST CANNER GETS EUTHANIZED THAN THEY GO AND SNATCH JACOB AND OSCAR BOTH LIKE THEY AINT BRING THE SOUL TO THAT DAMMED 4TH LINE OH MY DAYS THIS ISNT FAIR

I LOVE JANI BUT WHY’D BOTH OSCAR AND JACOB EAT THE BULLET? WHAT’D THEY DO😭

I wonder what they we’re chatting about in the first picture…

Also I love how they genuinely separated themselves from all the other scratches😭 like Matty, Ebs, and even Oleksiak sat between them and everyone else.

My dear consistent scratches, you deserve more than this franchise is willing to give you…pack your bags and run away to Winnipeg together.

I DON’T HAVE ANY WORDS…

Please national league do NOT hurt them im begging you PLEASE WHATEVER GOALIE CURSE IS GOING ON RN DO NOT COME NEAR THE MINI GOALIES.

Ive never been so emotional about a Goalie until today, Kokko you deserve the absolute world im so happy you got a win.

I love digging around for Kraken stuff

Because oh man do Monty and Schwartz have hidden gems

This isn’t Kraken but can we talk about how Comrie and Fleury are lowkey enemies 😭

Shitty PC-Phone picture but HELLO?

Mainstream them RN idkidk this is the only thing saving me from being upset after the evil loss against the evil team.

Schwartz I don’t even blame you for this.

Finally found the clip (not the prettiest but we ball) of Melanson immediately trying to rip Jeff Malott apart for dishing Fisker Mølgaard a more than desirable hit. Also cmon he goes through almost 2 WHOLE kings players just to reach exactly who dished the hit, he’s a committed man.

Plus them when Melanson (rightfully) got a goal but (unrightfully) got it taken. Im so sad I can’t find the group hug but just having Fisker Mølgaard staring at Jacob do his celly is enough :)

So these bitches stay twinning???

(Goes 1st pic-Points 2nd pic-Assists 3rd pic-goals)

Tied 24th AND ITS WITH EACH OTHER😭🙏

HOLY MELGAARD…

Practice line ups…

Should I beg the Kraken to actually play them instead of that last line? And kill Evans for Oleksiak???

I crave Fleurhura linemates so bad AUGHHHH (do need it for the game against Winnipeg because Haydn Fleury…Fleury bowl…)