Jjk men when you call them your husband
A/N: Hi! This is my first writing on Tumblr, I hope you enjoy reading it. Feel free to share your thoughts. ♡
Incl: Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Nanami Kento, Choso, Higuruma Hiromi.
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Today was your day off, and Satoru wasn't about to let that opportunity slip by. He wouldn't leave your side, munching on his sweets and chattering away. Now is the perfect time, you thought. You loved playing pranks on him and seeing his reactions.
"Satoru, how about some pizza?"
He looked at you in surprise. "Huh? All of a sudden? You said you weren't hungry."
"I know, but I’m craving pizza now. So, do you want some or not? Tell me."
"Of course, I'll join you." He grinned, and you grinned even wider.
You grabbed your phone and called a random pizza place. After describing your own pizza, it was time for his.
"Yes, and the same for my husband, please. No, that's all. Thanks!"
As soon as he heard the word husband, he tilted his head in such a way that you almost burst out laughing on the phone. When you hung up, you looked at him as if nothing had happened.
"Hmm? What did I say? I just ordered pizza."
He leaned in close with a smirk. "You know what I mean. You said husband."
"Did I say that? Must have been a slip of the tongue."
He pulled you into his arms in a flash. "You referred to me as your husband."
He was smiling so widely that, for a moment, you just wanted to eat him up.
"You said husband... Husband... Your husband... So not boyfriend, but husband."
He effortlessly picked you up and spun you around in his arms.
"Satoru, stop exaggerating." You tried to wiggle out of his arms, laughing.
"I have no intention of putting this off any longer, you know that, right?"
"Who's asking you to put it off?"
The two of you were at a mall, and there was an incredibly long line at the checkout. You were bored of waiting and fighting the urge to just drop everything and leave. Luckily, you found something to amuse yourself because, while gazing around idly, a silly idea popped into your head.
You loved watching reaction videos on the internet, so why not try it yourself? After all, you had the perfect boyfriend. You turned around and smiled at him as he waited with clothes in his hands. As you thought about what you were going to do, it felt like the line was moving faster. You kept imagining his reaction.
When it was finally your turn, you placed your clothes on the counter. Suguru was right behind you.
"Could we get an extra bag for my husband's clothes, please?"
You were talking to the cashier, but your eyes were on your boyfriend. He was taking out his wallet at that moment, and you immediately caught that smile.
"Yes, please. Actually, let's get a few more bags for my wife. It looks like those won't be enough."
This man was something else; he played along perfectly. After paying and leaving the store, he wasted no time.
"I guess your husband must be a super strong man, seeing as I’m carrying everything while you aren’t carrying a single bag."
You grinned and playfully hit his arm.
"Exactly. My husband looks very hot while carrying everything all by himself."
He laughed and leaned in toward you.
"Husband... So you were being naughty in public, huh? I suppose I'll have to teach you a lesson when we get home."
It was a boring day, and your boyfriend—who wouldn’t lift his head from his book—wasn't helping at all. You tried to get his attention every now and then, but it was in vain; he was completely focused at the moment. You had cooked dinner and handled some small chores, but that wasn't enough. So, you thought it would be a good idea to call a friend and have a chat. Instead of going to your room, you talked in the living room because you wanted to steal his attention and get him to put the book down. While you were deep in conversation, your eyes drifted toward him for a moment, and he didn't seem affected at all. Suddenly, an idea came to mind.
"Unfortunately, my husband is just sitting here with his head buried in a book all day instead of paying attention to me."
His finger, about to turn the page, paused, and he looked at you as if to say, "What did you just say?"
As you were about to walk past him after hanging up the phone, his hand caught your wrist.
"Do you refer to me as your husband to your friends?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Just now... You said 'husband' while talking on the phone."
"What? Me? I didn't say anything like that."
He looked at you with a confused expression. "I'm sure you did. I heard it very clearly. You said, 'My husband isn't paying attention to me.'"
It amused you that he was trying to explain it so seriously. "Is that what I said? Maybe I was just trying to get your attention, hubby?"
He adjusted his glasses, set his book aside, and pulled you onto his lap.
"You know exactly how to tease me."
"So you've finally managed to turn your attention to me."
He smiled and stroked your hair. "I'm sorry, baby; you know I've wanted to read this book for a long time. Otherwise, my attention is always on you."
You pouted at him playfully, and he couldn't help but hold your face and kiss you.
"I liked that. I mean, you calling me husband... I liked it."
"If you want me to keep referring to you as my husband—"
"We would need to make it official."
"You can be certain that I won't wait too long for that."
You were never the type to enjoy housework. Not cleaning, not cooking, not anything else. You were a messy person, and it wasn’t your mother who tidied up after you, but your boyfriend—your greatest stroke of luck. He was your exact opposite: organized, clean, and a wonderful cook. He had more perfect qualities than you could count, and you couldn't see a single flaw in him.
Your Choso was flawless, and you didn't know what you had done to deserve him. While you wandered around rambling to him, he was busy in the kitchen preparing a meal. That sight... it made you feel so many things. Watching him, you thought about what kind of father and husband he would be once you got married and had children. He would undeniably be the best, of course.
You wrapped your arms around him from behind, and even though you couldn't see his face, you were certain he was wearing a wide smile.
"What was this for?" he asked.
"Does there have to be a reason for me to hug you?"
You kissed his back and held him even tighter. He chuckled, and hearing that laugh made your heart race just like it always did.
"No, I was just asking."
"I can hug or kiss my husband whenever I want," you replied.
You felt his body instantly tense up. He slowly set down the knife he was using to chop vegetables and turned toward you.
"Did I hear that correctly?"
You nodded, a foolish grin spreading across your face.
"So... you see me as someone worthy of being your husband?"
"What are you saying? Of course I do! There is no one who would make a better husband than you. You're the best, and—"
He hugged you so tightly that you felt like you might just melt away into his embrace. You immediately wrapped your arms around him in return. But when you heard the sound of a sniffle, you pulled back in surprise.
"Choso! Are you crying?"
You let out a loud laugh, trying to cover your mouth with your hand.
"It's the first time you've said something like that to me. I... I just imagined our future for a moment and got emotional."
You gently stroked his face and leaned your forehead against his. "Choso... my big baby. You are my greatest luck, and I can't even imagine a life without you. I love you so much."
He pulled you into another tight squeeze. "Shh. Do you want to make me cry even more? I love you so, so much, too."
You giggled, realizing once again that he was, quite simply, the most beautiful thing that had ever happened to your life.
He was working — working so hard. It upset you that he often came home completely exhausted. He couldn’t even find the strength to change his clothes. You did everything you could to ease his exhaustion: massages, delicious meals, hugs, kisses. Even though you told him he shouldn’t work this much, it was in vain.
You, on the other hand, were his complete opposite. You were a teacher with set working hours. You finished your work and came home, so you had much more time to rest and spend on yourself than he did. Also, personality-wise, you were more laid-back compared to him and… a prankster.
You were funny, entertaining, and always found a way to make him laugh. He loved these silly sides of you. Being smothered by your energy when he came home was his favorite part of the day.
And today, you were in high spirits.
When you returned home, you were surprised to see his shoes at the door. Moments when he came home before you were rare. When you went inside, you saw him lying on the sofa, his tie loosened and his jacket thrown into a corner. This sight… it was way too hot, but you couldn’t think about that right now.
He slowly lifted his head and smiled.
“How come you came home early?”
“I thought we could spend some time together today. Maybe go out for dinner or do something else.”
Without wasting any time, you ran to him and jumped into his lap.
“Seems like someone missed me.”
“I always miss you, my husband.”
The way he looked at you was so funny.
“Huh? H-husband? Is this some kind of prank trend? Like the ones you always do to me?”
You immediately caught the excitement in his voice, but you weren’t done yet.
“I call you ‘my husband,’ and the first thing you ask is whether I’m joking? What, can’t I see you as my husband?”
You kept your voice intentionally serious.
“Of course you can, but you know, I was surprised… It’s the first time you’ve called me that… And most of the time, you play pranks on me. I thought this was one of them. Baby, I’m sorry if I disappointed you. I was really surprised and very happy when I heard it—”
“Hiromi, you don’t need to explain. I’m teasing. Yes, this is a prank trend, but… it felt good to call you my husband, and seeing that stupid look on your face felt good too.”
He let out a relieved breath.
“You enjoy treating me like this, don’t you? You get pleasure out of watching me worry and lose my mind.”
“Um… so… would it be too much if I concluded that you’re ready to take our relationship to the next level? After all, even if it was a joke, for the first time—”
“No, you understood completely correctly. Because I don’t want to wait any longer to marry you.”
“Shut up and kiss your wife already.”
He laughed and pulled you in for a soft kiss.
