my laser hair removal technician introduced herself to me today even though we’ve met a couple times and i introduced myself back instead of pointing it out. but then i butterflied my legs for her to zap and she went “oh my god, we have met before, i’m so sorry! i didn’t recognize you with your new haircut.” which. sorry. it’s nice of you to remember but. did you recognize me by pussy

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

there was nothing wrong with gaara that's just what it's like to be 12 and gay