yuki

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

Do you think Guy met Daniel and thought, "Oh, an older man who's a vampire, I'm kinda into it" and then he met Jasper and his horny brain combusted

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

It's normal for a girl to always be in a moderate state of decay

idk I think maybe 2000s/10s feminism talked too much about “unrealistic beauty standards for women” that people forgot “beauty standards for women” is already fucked up

the scariest flag you can see in england is the english flag, because it means the owners are either racist or - worse - football fans