yuki

therapy can be expensive. archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi are forever free

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

Talamasca sending Guy to get info on Jasper is so laughable that I can’t not see it as them using him as bait. They were like. Yeah this guy who can read vampire minds is just kind of bullshitting his way through everything he does and looking like a kitten who’s fallen into his saucer of milk while he does it. Like did they just know that Jasper has a corruption kink and go oh hey this is perfect. We have a dude right here with the vibe of a naive ingenue blinking his big pretty eyes at everything. Might as well have slathered him in barbecue sauce before sending him on his way. Piece of pie under a box held up by a stick type of bait. Like what the hell

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

Yeeterus 500mg

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence