Love your batman/batfam post Theyre fun to read ButPLEASE stop writing about Hal. Theres better ships to pair batman with that ISNT Hal. I hate his guts and I’m genuinely exhausted seeing him everywhere especially when associated with the batfam. Bruce and his kids are all so interesting and complex with fun dynamics while Hal is a basic white man with brown hair. his soo boring and bland and I’m sick of everyone acting like Hal jordan is something special. Also he’s a pedo. Why would batman have that kind of person around his family
Anyways, here's some non-main plot point Batlantern MPreg concepts from my Plot Bunnies stock file. It's titled:
"Batlantern has a baby, vegan version"
Hal, on an attempt to get the baby to know his voice from the womb: Now, I know that I don't got your mama's voice of an angel, but you're gonna have to learn my voice one way or another. So here we go...
[starts singing Apple Bottom Jeans accapella style]
[Bruce is laughing] [Hal definitely did this so the baby will know that he makes their mama happy and will trust him when they come into the world
The nursery theme is all about taking flight. There's little songbirds painted on the wall, and Hal takes time making the prettiest paper planes to hang on the ceiling
When Bruce gets a little too heavy and his feet start to swell, Hal actually carries him up to hover midair for a bit. It's his favorite thing to do; just his sleepy husband leaning against him, sighing happily and mumbling "thank you" in ways that heal him too deeply
Sometimes people will catch Hal sitting in the nursery by himself, just kinda quiet and smiling
The first time Bruce wears a sleeping gown (when the bump gets too big), Hal actually falls to his knees, absolutely love sick
When Bruce's baby bump starts showing, his first videocall is Steph, who moves hell and earth to come over and touch it (Hal is off-planet)... she actually ugly sobs when the baby punches her finger
Guy is surprisingly the most insane person on the corps about it. Everyone is usually a "congratulations!" reaction, but Guy? Nah, he's hovering over Hal, making sure he's reading those damn Baby and Daddy books, quizzes him when they cross paths. He does NOT play about little ones
John is next; he's actually the first Green Lantern that gets to touch Bruce's pregnant belly and the baby immediately starts kicking excitedly because that's!! his dad's first mentee??!! that's Uncle John!!!...... John also falls over sobbing. the baby is still kicking him btw.
Duke actually finds out before Hal does and is basically reeling around trying not to spill secrets. He becomes so ill with excitement that Hal definitely gets concerned
Hal does not allow Bruce to pick the names
They agreed that for a girl, it would be "Margaret Emerald" (after Martha Wayne and Martin Jordan) (and his ring, his emerald girl)
For a boy, Hal chose "Theodore Jones" (After Thomas Wayne and Jessica Jordan)
Damian knits a baby blanket for either name (re-do's it like 17 different times because the others were "not good enough for my baby sibling")
Dick and Cass makes the gender reveal cake (it is a very ugly cake but Bruce is so touched that he cries for 10 minutes)
Alfred tries to fight Sue Jordan for the rights to organize the baby shower and promptly loses
Baby shower theme goes hard because it's themed after space and flight; everyone works hard on their fits
Somehow this turned into the Manor's backyard being full of Green Lantern Corps members in various traditional wear, excitedly sharing their child rearing gifts to a very touched and also very confused Bruce. Kilowog tries to gift a gladiator fighting mace.
Jason becomes a personal-in-house chef, practically moves back into the manor when Bruce really gets into it
He cooks anything for Bruce, ANYTHING
He and Alfred are actually unstoppable because Bruce is craving just about anything under the sun, and with Hal usually off-planet, it's up to them
Bruce eating happily while Alfred is touching his belly in awe and Jason is threatening his baby sibling to "Stop giving Ma heat burn, you fucking numnut"
Bruce's pregnancy cravings are decidedly weird; not only is he making Hal go across the world for random ingredients, but also he craves alien food??? that Hal has eaten and mentioned before, but Bruce has definitely not eaten himself???
Hal still goes because the last time he didn't agree, Bruce wailed so hard that everyone in the house woke up and death glared Hal into finding the alien food he wants
The ring has heard stranger questions than "Can a pregnant human eat this?" [shows an edible live space bug] at 3 in the morning 5 sectors away
Anyways for every one of you rat bastard fuckwads who come to my inbox for no other fucking reason than to spoil MY fun, I'm adding another bullet point to this.
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