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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me


titsay
dirt enthusiast
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
KIROKAZE
hello vonnie
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
almost home

Love Begins
sheepfilms

Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du
$LAYYYTER

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°Ëâ´ Fic Masterlist ŕŞââ´
â・°âŠLove and DeepspaceâŠÂ°ď˝Ąâ
Finally decided to put them all in one place. These are suggestive or straight up smut so MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!

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gotta love days 1-3 of pynch being official
day one: ronan putting adamâs fingers in his mouth. like hours in already heâs like i need them in my mouthhhhh
day two: sharing a dream space, finding ronans mom dead, sleeping in ronans car
day three: adam gets possessed and tries to kill ronan
yk just a very chill start
Don't you want to tear your soul apart when artists say: 'doodles' and it's a fucking masterpiece?
doodles (ÂŹ_ÂŹ)
â  bsky | ko-fi | ig | prints â
A Rude Awakening
bonus doodle:

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trying the âam I allowed to eat?â tiktok prank on the LADS men âĄ
*edit: this is a mess, im sorryđ. no proofread
XAVIER
âAre you ready to order?â The waiter smiled politely.
You hid your grin behind the menu. Perfect.
You looked at Xavier.
âAm I allowed to get the fries instead of the salad this time?â
The waiter immediately looked at Xavier.
Xavier just blinked.
ââŚAllowed?â
You nodded.
âI thought maybe I should ask first.â
To your surprise, his expression immediately shifted into concern
âAre you trying to diet again?â he frowned
You stared. That was not where this was supposed to go.
âNo?â
âThen order the fries.â He turned to the waiter. âCould we also get the fried chicken?â
âXavââ
âActually, we want a portion of everything on the menuâ
The waiter hurriedly wrote everything down.
âIncluding the desserts.â
âXavier!â
He finally looked at you.
âWhat?â
âIt was a prankâ
ââŚA prank?â
Xavier looked genuinely confused.
God. Those eyes.
You couldnât even commit to the prank anymore.
âNevermindâ
Xavierâs brows furrowed again.
You stared at him for a second before laughing.
âI love you so muchâ
âI love you too, starlight.â A beat passed. âSo⌠do you still want the fries?â
ZAYNE
âAre you ready to order?â the waiter asked
You looked up from the menu to look at the tired doctor sitting across from you. Heâd spent the entire day hoping to enjoy a quiet dinner.
Unfortunately, you loved bothering him.
âAm I allowed to have food tonight?â you asked, looking at Zayne with exaggeratedly hopeful eyes.
A brief silence settled over the table. Zayne slowly lowered his glass, his expression completely blank.
ââŚWhat?â
You glanced between him and the waiter, keeping your expression perfectly.
âI wasnât sure.â
âAbout what?â
âWhether Iâm allowed to eat tonight.â
The waiter suddenly became very interested in his notepad. Meanwhile, Zayne stared at you like youâd just developed a new neurological disorder.
âWhy wouldnât you be?â
âWell, I thought maybe I exceeded my weekly quotaâ
The waiter nearly dropped his pen.
Zayne slowly removed his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose.
âPlease excuse my wife.â He glanced at the waiter
âSheâs recently developed an interest in internet pranks.â
You tried not to laugh at the poor manâs expression.
Zayne looked back at you
âPerhaps itâs Tiktok that needs a weekly quota.â
RAFAYEL
âAre you ready to order?â
You looked up from the menu
âAm I allowed to eat?â
The waiter immediately glanced at Rafayel.
Unfortunately for you, Rafayel had seen the same TikTok.
A slow smile appeared on his face.
Oh no.
âFunny.â He set down his menu. âFunny how youâre the one asking.â
You immediately regretted everything.
âRafayelââ
âSince you wouldnât let me eat for an entire week.â
The waiter froze.
âWhat?â
âA whole week.â
âTHAT NEVER HAPPENEDâ
Rafayel ignored you
âI begged. And she still refused.â
The waiter looked horrified.
âSir, are youââ
âShe said, âNo, Rafayel. You can only eat catâs tuna.ââ
âRAFAYEL.â
âAnd I did.â
âYOUââ
âFor survival.â
He pointed at you.
âYou brought me here to make me watch you eat, didnât you?â
You looked at the waiter. The poor man looked genuinely concerned.
Oh, for Godâs sake.
âWeâre joking,â you said quickly. âI promise I donât feed my boyfriend cat food.â
âSheâs lyingâ Rafayel said.
âRAFAYEL.â
The waiter finally laughed. You buried your face in your hands.
âPlease bring the seafood platterâ
âAnd a can of tuna for me I guess..â
âIâm going to leave you here.â
âSee?â Rafayel looked at the waiter. âThis is what Iâve been talking aboutâ
SYLUS
The waiter approached your table. âWhat can I get for you tonight?â
You looked at the menu. Then at Sylus.
âAm I allowed to eat?â
The waiter went still. Sylus raised an eyebrow.
âAllowed?â
You nodded solemnly.
âI didnât ask for permission yetâ
The waiter looked ready to call somebody. Sylus stared at you for a long moment. Then, to your horror, he decided to play along.
âNo.â
You immediately started choking. The waiter looked horrified. Sylus calmly took a sip of wine.
âYou had freedom yesterdayâ
âSylus.â
âUse it wisely.â
âSYLUS.â
The waiter looked one second away from running. Meanwhile Sylus was fighting a smile.
You kicked him under the table.
He didnât even flinch.
âPlease bring her the same thing Iâm having.â Then he glanced at the waiter. âAnd make it a large portion.â
âSylus.â
âIf the kitten isnât well fed, she starts knocking things off tables,â
A pause.
âOr pranking her boyfriend.â
CALEB
âCan I have this one?â
Then you looked at Caleb.
âOr am I not allowed?â
The waiter immediately looked concerned.
Caleb looked delighted.
âSorry, Pipsâ
He reached over and patted your hand.
âYou know the rulesâ
The waiter froze.
âNo fries after the Great Nugget Incidentâ
âThe what?â
âThat time you tried to beat me in a nugget-eating contest.â
âCALEB.â
âAnd just to prove me wrong, you ate fifty nuggets.â He looked at the waiter. âWell⌠you can probably guess how that ended.â
âCALEB!â
The waiter immediately started laughing.
âIâm going home.â
âNo, you wonâtâ
âWatch meâ
âPips.â
âWhat?â
âI droveâ
ââŚâ
âExactlyâ
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often times "fictional" slurs just sound like words you'd hear at a 1920s or 30s eugenics tent, and it's really uncomfortable. I remember reading the first couple of wizard school books at age 11, as a kid with one white gentile and one jewish parent, and viscerally feeling like "oh. Mudblood is a slur that Refers To Me Specifically. This is a slur for people considered Mixed by Eugenics Standards" and I was not wrong! I was a small child and I was NOT WRONG .
I sure wish people would consider this more. Would your fake slur be comfortably at home in the mouth of a white usamerican man from 1927 who believes that "miscegenation" is a Threat To Our Culture?
Maybe Think About That A Little
Childhood trio Pt. Why, brain!?
Caleb: Let's take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don't itch.
Zayne: Fun fact, digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it's fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your finger even though you can.
MC: Quick question, why the FUCK doesn't it do that for menstrual cramps!?
Reblog if youâre over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.
Iâm curious!
28 years old
Iâm Gen X so, yea do the math on that one.
reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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do they prefer ass or tits? (or is there a secret option?)
xavier!
xavier prefers tits. he loves it when he gets to bury his face in your soft, squishy tits. when he gets sleepy during movie marathon at night with you, he rests his head on your shoulder first, before that freak suddenly turned his head to your chest and breathe you in as if he couldnât live without having his face squeezed in between your soft tits. Â oh he doesnât forget to cup one, or maybe two of your tits with his big hands if heâs feeling greedy (which he always does). when cuddling, his hands would always slipped under your shirt and if youâre wearing bra, he would just unhook it so he could cup it with his hands. âwhat do you need a bra for? i can hold it for you. i can keep it warm too.â oh another reason he prefers your tits is probably because he loves boobjob. he could feel his precum dripping out more and more when he placed his hard cock between your soft tits. the way your soft skin rubbed his cock and the heat between them makes him want to burst right at your face. you would let him tho, wouldnât you?
zayne!
itâs known that zayne likes your back. he would always gets and spoils you with outfits and suspiciously all of it somehow has a way to show off your back. you figured it out yourself with the way he would always has you on all fours and him taking you from behind. he gets the meanest and roughest in that position. if he didnât have any self control, he would love to breed you in that position too. but thatâs his dirty secret and let it be that way. Â zayne wouldnât hesitate to say your back if you asked him which part of your body is his favourite. but if you specifically asked, ass or tits, the doctor would probably go for ass. he loves how it jiggles whenever his hip thrusts into you. when the soft skin of your ass turned red from his spankings whenever youâre being bratty, he feels like being meaner. âyou love getting on my nerves, donât you? itâs like you actually want me to punish you.â itâs okay, zayne will just spanks you while he pounds you from behind! after all, you do love getting punished by him.
rafayel!
it is hard to tell which part of your body rafayel is into. the artist loves to worship every inch of your skin and body. he gives all of them equal love and affection, never forgetting to kiss every part of you. however, you do notice he gives your tummy a little more attention than the others. you donât understand how he would love your tummy more, you donât really like it but oh well. whenever you are cuddling with him, he loves to give a little rub to your belly. when things get heated, he would lower his head down to your tummy to give it kisses. if heâs feeling possessive, you would find him leaving a few bite marks and hickeys. he could get off to your belly alone. you would lay there feeling exposed, looking up at him while he strokes his throbbing cock above your stomach. âhow could you dislike a part of you that i really love, cutie? iâm offended.â he would make sure to paint your belly with his warm cum so that you know how he really loves it and shouldnât dare to dislike his favourite thing. ass or tits? tummy.Â
sylus!
sylus makes it obvious how he loves your thighs. his eyes shine bright whenever you wear shorts, mini skirts or a slit dress (bonus if the colour of the dress is red). he is shameless about it too, practically gawking when you dressed the way he likes it for your date with him. sometimes you wouldnât even make it to the date! bad, greedy sylus is to blame. or is it you for wearing those? his favourite view is when you pair your shorts with one of his shirts. walking around the house, completely clueless that a certain predator is watching you from the corner. be careful to not bend over with that outfit. since heâs also fond of ass, that action isnât helping you! the moment you bend over, you would feel your feet lifted off the ground, before getting thrown on the bed. âdid you do that on purpose, sweetie? what a naughty kitten.â you would see the stars with how heâs eating you out after. his tongue shoved inside your hole while his finger keeps rubbing your clit. oh if you want to make him see stars too (and cums untouched), you should squeeze him with your thighs! he would die a happy man.Â
caleb!
caleb wasnât breastfed as a child. that poor boy doesnât get enough love when he was a kid. thank god youâre here tho! caleb loves to bury his face in your chest whenever youâre cuddling together. he loves how safe being in your embrace makes him feel. when he gets his hands on you, he never wants to let go. he wants you and him to fuse together, so he doesnât have to worry about you leaving him. and vice versa. you loves burying your face in his chest. thatâs the thing you two have in common, finding comfort in inhaling each otherâs warmness. but caleb has it quite different. while he loves to rest his face in your chest, he loves it more to suck on them. he has this imagination when you bare his kids, and your tits gets all swollen with milk, he would love to help the ache go away with emptying the milk. he wanna be a good and useful husband. heâs also a pervert who sneak up from behind and grope your tits. he does this all the time, while you were doing your laundry, washing your face, or getting ready. you protested but it means nothing to caleb. he wanna touch you all the time. when you got mad, he would just gave you his stupid puppy eyes. âdonât be mad at me pips, please? i just love you so much⌠need youâŚâ sometimes youâre grateful when the harmless groping didnât turned out to both of you fucking like animals because most of the time, it did.Â
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesnât even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
solid score
if ya'll get tagged on this post, don't give them ur bank details !! this ain't tumblr, and i doubt tumblr would
1) suddenly inforce age verification
2) ask for bank details to do so
â ď¸ It really is a scam. Be careful! â ď¸
Caleb: Okay, the question is, does she like you? Because if she doesn't, then this is all just a Moo point.
Gideon: A.. Moo point?
Caleb: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's "Moo."
Gideon, turning to MC: Have I been friends with him for too long or did that actually make sense!?

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Quiero ver a Rafayel cantando TraiciĂłn de Miranda!