stay inside today and watch tv

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

"collect my pages" from the hit indie game "Motherfucker I Will End Your Miserable Life If You Touch My God Damn Pages"

i’m glad jeff the killer has turned into just a silly internet guy nowadays but god i wish people utilized the fact that his original mythos had him as a shitty thirteen year old more. the jeff the killer jokes are funny as is but even funnier if you imagine him as a shitty edgelord preteen that barely comes up to your chest

sorry to all his fans but jeffrey is grounded from “jeff the killing you” until he finishes his social studies homework

where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that Ben drowned.

you cannot begin to imagine what happened to ben

i’m the guy in every 2010′s video game creepypasta who gives haunted cartridges to teenagers. sorry about that