Summary: you’re in a sticky situation. Your best friend with unspoken feelings is right there.
cw: smut, porn with plot, period sex, eating pussy while it’s bleeding.
There was one specific ritual Evan never skipped.
Movie night with you.
You two started during middle school—two kids going to each other's house to watch stupid movies while eating pizza—and you haven't stopped even during your adult days.
It was reassuring. Every Friday, like clockwork, you'd go to his place and you'd eat pizza while watching shitty movies, commenting the dumbest bits before falling asleep.
Sometimes Vinny and Jeff joined too. Like right now.
You stretched your arms and legs on the couch, letting your phone fall on your thigh while hearing the others' voices. Evan was talking to Vinny and Jeff not too far from you. Your eyes squeezed shut before sighing.
Evan noticed you stretching out of the corner of his eye. He tried real hard not to stare—tried hard to focus on whatever Jeff was saying about his girlfriend's cat—but his attention drifted to you over and over again, against his will.
"—And it just stared at me, dude. I swear that cat fucking hates me. It has a problem." Jeff said.
"Maybe it's just judging your life choices," Evan muttered, his eyes still on you as you curled on the couch.
Vinny elbowed him, "Dude, you're not even listening."
"What? No, I am. Cat. Judging. Weird fucking behaviour or something." Evan blinked before grabbing the remote from the coffee table, "Y'all want to start the movie or keep debating feline psychology? 'Cause I'm bored."
You looked up as Evan plopped on the couch next to you while the other two sat on the ground in front of the coffee table to eat chips.
"Yo." You told Evan, voice hoarse.
He fixed his position before looking at you with a lopsided grin, "Yo yourself." He said before bumping his knee against yours, "You good? You look a little pale."
Vinny was already opening the first bag of chips, "She's just conserving energy for the most important act," he said, voice completely serious, "Snack run during the second act."
Jack took a sip of his soda, "Respect."
You snorted quietly as the movie started. A random old horror movie, but it was familiar and it made you sigh. The room was dark and the two guys on the floor were engrossed with the movie.
"Can I rest my legs in your lap, Ev?" You whispered to him, "They're restless. I can't settle down."
He glanced at you before looking back at the TV. The corners of his mouth twitched before humming and resting his back against the couch.
"Yeah, sure." He shifted to give you more room, one hand patting his thigh.
You shifted on the couch, deciding to lay down and throw your legs on his. Your socked feet rested on his thigh and his hand rested on your shin, fingers tapping on your bare skin.
As the movie progressed, your eyebrows grew furrowed. Your cramps were getting worse, and you could feel a familiar yet uncomfortable tightness in your lower stomach. Your hands settled on your tummy.
Evan looked at you, noticing your pained expression and your hands on your stomach. He frowned slightly, tilting his head. Maybe he could get you a heating pad. Or maybe he could make you tea—he was pretty sure your favorite was in the pantry. Or maybe—
"Can you…" Your voice drifted and he blinked, "Come closer?"
You gestured at yourself before reaching over, hands wrapping around his wrist as you brought his hand to your stomach.
He shifted immediately, scooping closer to you before resting his big hand on your lower stomach, pressing on it lightly. You sighed in relief, eyes growing half lidded. His thumb drew circles through your shirt as he kept watching the movie, but his whole body was tuned to you.
When the movie finally ended, you stayed on the couch as you watched Vinny and Jeff wave and leave Evan's house. You plopped back down after waving at them and groaned quietly.
The door clicked shut and Evan stretched his arms above his head as he walked to you, a satisfied groan leaving his lips.
"Finally," He said, dropping his arms, "I thought Vinny was gonna dissect the whole movie frame by frame like last time."
He looked down at you, sprawled on the couch.
"You want some tea? I'm pretty sure your favourite is in stock, 'cause no one likes that shit."
You stuck your tongue out at him before scoffing, "I need to change first. Bet I'm a mess right now."
You sat up, hand on your lower stomach before getting up. You wanted to stretch, but your cramps were preventing you to do so.
"Yeah, go do your thing. I'll get your tea ready, my liege." He bowed down, hand stretched.
You threw a pillow at him before chuckling, already walking to the bathroom. He watched you go. As soon as you were out of sight, he walked to the kitchen, looking through the cabinets.
"Jackpot." He muttered as he grabbed your tea, already boiling water on the stove.
It took you five minutes to go back to him, paler than before.
"Your tea is ready and—damn." He said, looking at you, "You look like shit, dude. What kinda demon did you fight in that bathroom?"
You stared at him, blankly.
"I'm having a situation." A pause, "A problem, if you will."
You stood there in the kitchen, an embarrassed expression on your face. Evan's grin faltered as he sat the mug on the counter.
"Okay," He crossed his arms to his chest, "What kind of situation? Like, 'I left the oven on' situation, or 'there's a spider the size of my foot' situation? Because I handle those differently."
He tilted his head, eyes dead set on you.
"You're kinda stressing me out here."
You gulped, a weird expression on your face that he has never seen before. "You have to promise me that you won't tell Vinny or Jeff, like, ever. I don't care what kind of bro code you got going on with them. You're gonna take this to the grave."
He raised his hands in surrender, palms open, "Scout's honor. You're kinda scaring me with the build up, dude. Spit it out. We'll figure it out—"
"Thestringofmytamponsnappedanditsstuck."
"Excuse the fuck outta me." Evan said, "What?"
You took a deep breath, cheeks flushed, "The string of my tampon snapped. It broke." You said slower, "The tampon is currently stuck inside and I can't get it out."
Evan's mouth opened, then closed. Then it opened again.
"Oh." He blinked. "Oh. Okay."
He ran a hand through his hair, blowing out a long breath. A beat of silence stretched, then a snort came out of his mouth. He tried to smother it with his palm, but it was way too late. A laugh broke free.
"Sorry—I'm not—" He wheezed, composing himself, "Okay. Okay. Um."
He scratched the back of his neck, not sure what to say or do. And judging by your face, he shouldn't have laughed.
"Right. So, we need… uh. Tweezers? Or…" He winced, "Fuck, I don't know. Do we call a doctor? A pharmacy?"
You grumbled, "What the fuck is a pharmacy supposed to do in this situation? Dumbass."
"What the fuck am I supposed to do in this situation?" He pointed at himself with his thumb.
Your cheeks flushed more, "Look, I tried getting it out myself, but I can't reach that deep and my fingers are too short and I can't angle my fucking wrist."
You showed him your stained fingers. He looked at them, his laugher slowly dying down as a contemplative expression took place.
"Okay. Uh. First of all, clean your hands." He said, "Here."
He handed you a towel, turning away to give you some sort of privacy. He decided that the microwave clock was the most interesting thing in the entire fucking world.
"…Do you want me to try? Getting it out, I mean."
You cleaned your hands, "Ev, I need you to understand what will happen if you help me. Are you aware that you'll have to look down there and stick your fingers inside me?"
He cleared his throat, still looking at the microwave as different shade of pink passed through his face.
"Yeah. I'm, uh, aware." He rubbed the back of his neck, "I've got long fingers. Steady hands, too. I've helped Vinny dig a splinter out of his ass before—"
"That information was not needed—"
"This can't be worse than that." He finished, interrupting you, "I'm just helping my best friend. I'm sure we'll laugh about this tomorrow."
You took a deep breath before nodding. What were the other choices? It was Friday night. You nodded before stiffly walking to the bathroom, hearing his steps behind you.
He stopped at the doorframe, almost hesitating, before stepping into the bathroom, "Alright, just tell me if I'm being an idiot. I've never done this before."
"Yeah, 'cause this is normalcy for me." You sarcastically said, "How do you want me? Like, which position should we…"
Evan stared at you before clearing his throat, hands under the running water of the sink. "Uh," he dried them on a clean towel, "Maybe lying down? On the floor? With your knees—y'know. Bent."
You gulped, hands playing with the hem of your shirt, "Should I sit on the counter? So you if you kneel down, you'll be more at eye level with my… yeah."
Evan's throat worked before nodding.
"Counter works. Yeah, good thinking." He patted the cold surface.
He didn't look while you took your shorts and panties off. Didn't look when you hopped on the counter, getting ready. But he could hear your heavy breaths and he was dizzy. He glanced at you when you called out for him.
He stared at you, and you were in just white socks and a white tank top. Your lower tummy peeked out of the slightly raised shirt, and your legs were bare. They were closed.
"Okay." He breathed out, "Cool, great. Just tell me if it hurts."
You looked at him as he lowered on his knees, right in front of you. He kept looking at you, never breaking eye contact.
You slowly parted your legs, thighs on either side of his head, bent at the knees. You hand held onto the edge of the counter while the other held under your knee.
You could feel his eyes on you.
His breath hitched. He stared at the blood drooling out of your cunt, glistering under the light of the bathroom. He reached out slowly, fingers grazing your inner thigh.
"It's stuck pretty good, the little fucker." He muttered, "I'll do it, alright?"
You hummed. And you were sweating. A sheet of sweat stayed on your chest, on your face, making the tank top cling to your body.
"Just—just do it." You told him, "Please, Ev."
He nodded, clearing his throat.
Again, he was fucked. And he was rock hard in his jeans.
He saw your chest inhale deeply and when you exhaled through your mouth, he slowly pushed two fingers past your entrance. The warmth of your cunt wrapped around his fingers like silk, making his teeth bit the inside of his cheek.
Your breath hitched. Not only his fingers were long, they were also thick. He pumped them a few times, searching the tampon. You glanced down at him, and his eyes were dead set on your cunt, brows furrowed.
He felt it; the rigid edge of the tampon's base. He pushed deeper, the pad of his thumb brushing your clit by accident.
"Shit, sorry." He said quickly upon hearing your sharp inhale.
He wasn't sorry. Not really.
His fingers curled, hokking the tampon, and he pulled slowly. He held it up, triumphant, and breathed deeply.
"Got it." He said before dropping it in the trash, but his eyes stayed on you, "You okay?"
You were panting as you looked at him with your eyes lidded, "Mm."
You could feel yourself drip, a mix of blood and wetness sticking to your folds, making them glisten.
His eyes tracked the glistering trail sliding down your ass. He looked back up at you, "You're still… kind of messy. Do you want me to—I mean, I could help. If you want. Clean you up or something."
He stayed on his knees, looking up at you.
You stared down at him before uttering another, "Mhm."
The leg on his shoulder nudged him closer to your cunt, calf pushing on his shoulder blade as you kept looking at each other.
He didn't need another invitation.
He leaned in, tongue flat and warm against your slick folds. A low groan vibrated from his chest as he tasted you. His hands gripped your thighs, spreading them wider as he dragged his tongue from your hole to your clit, circling it slowly.
His eyes fluttered shut. "You taste so fucking good."
You lolled back, resting on the wall behind you. A low needy moan left your parted lips, eyes rolling back before closing. Your hand moved to the back of his head, pushing him closer.
Evan groaned against you, the sound muffled by your flesh. His tongue worked faster, greedier, lapping at your clit before dipping down. He circled your hole with the tip of his tongue before pushing it inside, pumping his tongue in and out of you.
A gasp left your mouth, hand grabbing a handful of his hair before guiding his head back and forth, using his face to fuck yourself. He let you because he was in Heaven, and he'd be crazy to make you to stop.
His nose bumped against your clit every few seconds, making you gasp out, "Fuck! Please, please—" You sobbed out.
Your legs locked around his head.
He moved his tongue back to your clit and pushed two fingers inside you. They went in smoothly. When your whole body jerked a new kind of moan tore out of your mouth, he knew he found the right spot.
He pressed against that rough patch, tongue matching the rhythm against your clit. His free hand moved to your hip, holding you still.
"That it? Right here?" He muttered against your cunt, lips closing around your clit, sucking on it.
"Ev," you whined, "Want you to fuck me. Come on, come here."
Your hands grabbed onto him, trying to get him to come up. His head snapped up as a string of saliva connected his lip to your clit.
"Are you sure? I was so close to getting you off."
But he was already getting up, hands on his pants, tugging them down his legs just enough to free his cock.
You squealed as he flipped you over, pressing your tummy to the sink. He raised your leg to the counter, knee pressed on it. You were bent over it, already panting.
"Come on, please—" You whimpered, "Give it to me, give it to me."
He stepped closer, the head pressing against your folds, teasing. He looked down, hands gripping your ass, spreading your cheeks to watch his cock slide through your folds.
"Look at you," He murmured, "You're so wet."
He pushed in slowly, making you feel every inch, a guttural moan leaving his mouth. When he bottomed out, his tip was nudged against your cervix. Your jaw dropped as he began thrusting in and out of your cunt. Your back was arched as you looked at him in the mirror.
Evan's eyes met yours in the mirror, dark and half lidded.
"Hah, fuck." He muttered, "You feel—" He couldn't finish, just decided to grip on your waist with both hands.
With every thrust of his hips, he used his grip on your waist to move you back on him. You could feel him in your guts and it made you cry out. His pace quickened, the wet sounds echoing in the bathroom. He leaned forward, pressing his chest on your back, lips brushing your ear.
"Look at us. Look at how good we look together."
You forced your eyes to focus as you looked at your reflections in the mirror. His hand gripped your jaw, holding your head as he kept slamming into you.
You couldn't even talk properly. Couldn't think. Just mumbles and whines leaving your mouth as you clung to his wrist.
"Yeah?" He breathed, "That good? You feeling that, baby? Feel me in your guts?"
His thumb traced your jaw while his other hand sneaked past your stomach to draw tight circles on your clit. You pressed into him, back arching as you gasped.
"God, you're taking me so good," He rasped, "Feel how deep I am?"
He pulled out almost completely before filling you up to the brim, making you jolt forward against the sink. His hand left your jaw to press against your lower stomach, "I can feel myself inside you right here." He muttered, "That's fucking incredible."
He left your tummy to wrap his arm around your neck, bicep squeezing your cheeks together.
"You feel s'good." You moaned, eyes rolling back as his grip tightened on your neck. Tears streamed down your face as your hands gripped his forearm.
Evan's arm tightened around your neck, his other hand gripping your hip. "Yeah? I feel good?" He fucked into you harder, faster, "You're gonna make me—hah—cum. You want it? Want me to fill you up?"
His fingers returned to your clit, and you were done for. Your eyes grew unfocused as the coil in your tummy snapped, and the orgasm washed over you in intense waves. Your cunt clamped on him, squeezing him.
His composure shattered as his head fell back, a guttural moan leaving his mouth as he buried himself deep. His orgasm made his eyes roll back, mouth open as loud moans filled the space around you.
His forehead hit the back of your shoulder as he rode the aftershocks, hips still grinding slightly before stopping.
You both breathed hard and he slipped out of you slowly, watching as cum dripped out of you and down your legs. His thumb collected some of it before smearing it on your inner thigh.
"Holy hell." You declared.
Your legs were shaking as you gripepd the sink. You were dazed, completely out of it as you looked at him in the mirror.
"Holy hell's about right." He said.
He grabbed a clean towel from the cabinet, wetted it with warm water and began cleaning you up slowly.
You slowly turned around to face him, "We have to talk about a lot of things."
His hand moved to rest on your waist, caressing your skin. "Yeah, we do. I've been wanting to talk about… this. For a while now."
A boyish grin appeared on his face.
"But, uh, maybe we should fix ourselves first? I can't have a serious conversation with your tits in my face."
a/n: sacrificing my sleep for this. not proof read! sorry. will fix eventual errors tomorrow.