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⭑ ๋࣭ Send me anything and everything. If it's not my cup of tea, I'll delete it. > That said, I'm fairly slow when answering asks. I DO read all of them, I promise! Feel free to send another if you really want me to answer it

 ๋࣭ ⭑ I post when I foresee dire omens. AKA I don't have a schedule and I only post when I have a full fic (or drabble) completed, and Mrs. Sporky is avaliable to beta read it.

⭑ ๋࣭ Currently working on two fics !! Sidewalk Stranger & Rabbit Season (Subject to change)

 ๋࣭ ⭑ I create all my gifs and/or dividers unless stated otherwise!! The nvidia icons in the bottom right corner are my bat symbol lol

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ⵌ My Tags (Listed at the bottom of this post) whenasporktalks: My 'drabbles'—fics that are too short and choppy to be posted on AO3 (Usually 300-1k words)

sporkthinks...: Answers to asks

sporksinsidejokes: Edits, photos, & videos of things between me and my girlfriend

sporksmedia: Gifs and other alike things

sporkyaps: For things that don't pertain to any other tags, aka the misc tag

glassesoff ִֶָ☾.: Late-night posting that is not proof-read and often written without my glasses on. AKA shit I post when tired and horny

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 ๋࣭ ⭑ My Anons

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Waiting for my wifi to return to continue struggling to write the word balls but do you guys like my mostly Tord wall. I'm burning through printer ink at rates never seen before but it's worth it

No I totally agree with you, and it gets to be an issue really quickly. You're not allowed to do anything around the house without getting fondled and rubbed up on. On the rare occasion that Habit's not clinging to you, he's not too far away grinding into his palm or a nearby item.

Jesus please no. Slovenian Jesus if you're listening to me please god ANYTHING but....

She first complained to me about not being able to write the word "balls", then went into the groupchat to tell everyone, and now she's complaining here on tumblr.

Is this really the same author you guys love so much? 🤨 You'd think this would come naturally to her given the amount of sex she's written. And "balls" isn't even remotely close to the nastiest thing in those fanfictions (lovingly).

Now you know why she takes so long to write new stuff, given she's having these moments LMFAO

It's so bad Mrs. Sporky has to give an announcement. I feel like I've had much worse moments when writing compared to being stuck at the word balls but if I have to suffer, everyone else has to as well.

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Taking breaks in between chores to suck Evan off 🤤🤤 gimme that nerdy white boy 🤤🤤 matter of fact gimme steph too 🤤🤤 BOTH of them at the same time

Edging I say. Tag teaming Evan with Steph. One of you sits on his face while the other rides him. Making out in the middle of it all. And Evan's FORCED to take it because he's not done until both you and Steph are done. He doesn't know who to hold onto.

Wait. Wait wait. Roles aren't important here, mostly because I literally do not know WHO I'd enjoy this more with: Teaching Evan how to eat a woman out by forcing his head in between Steph's legs. No real guidance besides a few minorly degrading comments, and how he won't leave until he makes both you and Steph cum with his mouth alone.... Computa do you hear me?? Computa is my mic on??? Can you tell I like men submissive but my woman dominant???

Sorry went off a bit. Back to what you were ACTUALLY saying,, pausing in the middle of vacuuming (aka forced into Evan's lap) and completely abandoning all tasks to instead make out sloppy style. Like yeah,, you'll have to run another load of laundry and it'll be a bit hard to meander around the house with wobbly legs, but it'll be worth it.

Reader that acts alot like habit BUT isnt habit (ykwim) and is possessive over Steph... yeahh... strokes wizard beard.. AND AND its WLW YEAHHHHHHH AND READER LIKES TO PUT ON PERFUME AND RUB UP ON STEPH LIKE A CAT YEAHHHHH IM COOKING

I put this in my drafts to remember it, then forgot it was in my drafts, and when I went to respond to it I thought Tumblr whisked this away from my inbox right in front of my very eyes. I need more post it notes bro wtf.

Anyways I'm stroking your wizard beard so hard right now. I'm such a sucker for monster/human or at the very least monster-coded human/human OHHH my god you're speaking my language. Readers that local cat no one can get rid of because someone (Steph) fed it once and now they keep coming back for more snacks.

Rubbing up on her while she's painting and inevitably getting it smeared everywhere and staining your clothes... Accidentally knocking her glasses straight off her face when smushing your cheek against hers. Sigh Evan is going to have to fight me for Steph. I'm gonna lose but he's going to have to fight me. Goon night freak nation.

i rarely see any fics of her

I already AM. I have two drafts and four ideas in my notepad... I was unaware that there was a demand for Steph. That or maybe you summoned Steph into my inbox. Perhaps I'll work on my Steph drafts sometime

all that keeps me going is habit and supernatural. and outlast. always outlast

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LEGIT HOW I FEEL. I'm waiting for that perfect time in fall where I can get shit done. I'm grateful that there are no major wildfires where I'm at, but the lower part of my state is burning up. The sky and moon are bright orange,, it's kinda crazy.

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ME. I SAID THAT. I SAID THAT!!!