Weltmeister 2014

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

the game was 0-0 so now we have to throw him into the middle of the atlantic ocean

serge looked deep into my soul here and said don’t worry i will score

Fuck this team for making us cheer for Spain on Thursday

I don’t wanna but I guess I must.

when yall keep saying messi is the goat but thomas müller literally owns him and barcelona and the entire nation of argentina

i'm not going to apologize for the person i'll become if germany w*n. or lose. or draw. this blog is gonna be a mess no matter what