do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

$50 maybe

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

This did not disappoint

$

I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning

What’s in his ass

i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME