Colour My Life With the Chaos of Trouble

the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that

great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND

what’s that baby compensating for?

it's not you it's my anxiety

imagine oliver wood when he’s an old man talking to his grandchildren and they’re like, “grandpa, you must’ve known harry potter, right!” and he’s like “oh yes, he was on my quidditch team, he was a great seeker even just as a first year-” “yeah but what was  he like? was he a total hero?! did you think he could destroy voldemort back when he was eleven!?” “i remember his very first game-” “no no no, tell us how he found the philosopher’s stone!” “HE  CAUGHT THE SNITCH IN HIS MOUTH” “grandpa no-” “WE ARE TALKING ABOUT QUIDDITCH”

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry

No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol

Fred and Neville both looking really impressed in the background

Guys excuse me but that’s Fred asking Angelina to ball and George is one who looks impressed

Honestly, you call yourself our mother

this picture scares me so much pleasae keep this away from me…..

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died