a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

i dont think its a "sin" to "destroy and betray yourself for nothing" because there's no such thing as sin, there's no such thing as yourself and there's no such thing as nothing. and destruction and betrayal are subjective. you're most likely totally fine.

tfw you've got plenty of tactics but no strategy

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

the boiling oil is scared of you as much as you are of it

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

game where you play as a medieval knight but it's peacetime so it's mostly about estate administration and property law

Also your lord trying to convince you to not pillage your own countryside

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

Let’s just say… there’s an evil fucking wizard