Winter Pancake Report Soldier

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

today i learned fish can be dicks

Home is where the water doesn’t taste weird.

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

Just wanna fast forward to the part where i’m living in a cute apartment with someone who loves me and we cook together while listening to music with our little puppy running around us

like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions and three houses in three different countries and a private plane thats just egocentrical i just want to eat good fresh food, have a small apartment in a lovely city and the stability to travel thats all i want

the sheer beauty