Tell me something sweet to get me by.

Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns

why would having a gun affect naruto’s height

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

i bless the bonnie over africa

Man I’m tired of live action remakes

People forget the beauty of 2d animation

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION