good vibrations

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

you seriously have no idea what people are dealing with in their personal lives so just be nice it’s that simple.

admit it, you sang the sing in you head

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

This really helps my anxiety.

I want more stories that normalizes the idea that its fucking ok to NOT forgive shitty/abusive family members and that it’s ok to cut ties with them and NEVER forgive them even when they are on their death bed.

why are the ufo sightings always in the usa whats so special about america *slams fists on table* the aliens need to do a world tour its not all about breaking the usa market!

@aliens come to brazil

i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff

………open the gate.

stop……having it be closed

its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest

I like how in 2012 everyone was scared of the world ending and now, in 2016, we all kind of want it too lmao

@ giant meteor: please come back we didnt mean it