at age six, i was born without a face

I’m crying

I’m the water boy

BEEP BEEP

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

If you’re benefiting from homophobia and transphobia what would be the motivation to join a community that exists to explicitly be against homophobia and transphobia? You can argue that cisheteroromantic aces and cisheterosexual aros are not straight (I disagree with that, but regardless) but you cannot deny that they benefit from the oppression of lgbt people.

That’s a weird dragon.

Click play for high-end entertainment.

just died inside from this lil angel 

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

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i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean well so u smile and nod anyway

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Girl pizzas have arms