SEDUCED: INSIDE THE SECRET WEREWOLF IMPRINTING CULT
you ever just think about whateverthef*ck went down between jacob and renesmee? like, in the end? after the credits roll, and her brain catches up to her gangly animatronic body? i hope she swerves jacob black so hard his neck snaps all the way off from the whiplash alone. like wtf?! i hope sus woke tf up and said hell naw, “sir i am disgustedt, futhermore i would very much like to be excluded from this entire supernatural child-grooming narrative henceforth. thank you, next!” i truly hope that that’s what happens in the end, otherwise i shudder to think of what supernatural monstrosity their union may spawn. i will never forgive y’all for lettin steven e maya get away with putting pen to paper to breathe life into this entire world of f*ckery. i used to argue with my friends in high school over this and no one ever seemed to see where i was coming from, but i wonder if any of my friends have changed their thinking on this over time? *i imagine like any normal functioning human being they’ve never paid our prior twilight-related impasse any second thought and simply moved on with their lives, but honestly it’s never been in my nature to simply forgive and forget... and especially not when i feel like i’m completely in the right about something*
