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Someone tried to damage my reputation. I am pretty sure they regret it now. They failed and it is Christmas soon. Today is a good day.

Hint: This one is for chemists.

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aries: i am very easy to get into, but it is hard to get out of me. what am i?

taurus: what loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

gemini: there are two sisters; one gives birth to the other, and she, in turn, gives birth to the first. who are the two sisters?

cancer: what can you catch but not throw?

leo: i have no bed to sleep or no palace to live in. i don’t have a single coin, but i am also known as a king. what am i?

virgo: the more you take, the more you leave behind. what are they?

libra: what fastens two people yet touches only one?

scorpio: what can one not keep, two hold, and three destroy?

sagittarius: what stays where it is when it goes off?

capricorn: i can be flipped and broken but i never move. i can be closed, and opened, and sometimes removed. i am sealed by hands. what am i?

aquarius: after you go through a fall, I will take over. all life will stall, or at least grow slower. what am i?

pisces: i can bring tears to your eyes; resurrect the dead, make you smile, and reverse time. i form in an instant but i last a life time. what am I?