Big Baby Rising

third base is sobbing in front of ur partner

New York Magazine

bro i just need a midnight walk with my soulmate holding hands

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Being disabled is like: you go to a doctor who says what the fuck and sends you to another doctor who politely tells you to fuck off and die

honestly be the dyke you wish to see in the world

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

Charlotte Brontë said "he is the worst but I love him".

I get this is a metaphorical commentary on humanity but blue jays really are this arrogant