You Make No Sense

This is beautiful

Lil sploot

Fucking suburb you funky little marshmallow

Did you mean superb, or is suburb a new insult or complement that I’m out of the loop on?

Very much so and quite welcomed. Continue on, please.

She continues to rule

in case you need to be reminded to be kind to yourself today.

A tiny whale that scuttles around on land with limbs like a human doing the crabwalk

Yo isn’t that how they started? Like big ass otters who just got balder and flippered. That gets you to walrus, and then you keep getting balder and it’s a whale?

you know what? he just left

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

Opposites attract should be reserved for the Jake and Amy’s of the world not the Ross and Rachel’s. 

Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.

Hey guys, this frequently has to do with anxiety shortening attention spans

THACKERY BINX 

That time in my childhood when I had a crush on a man who was a cat.

good

Most perfect Halloween movie