And Now I’m Bleeding

Like. All the jokes about using Lydia as your pack mule- a house FULL of cheese wheels- that one girl who stole so many books her game kinda turned into Fahrenheit 451

And the PC is the dragonborn. DRAGONborn

You’re a dragon.

Dragons have hoards

Almost every Skyrim player has hoarded something at least once.

Something about the game just encourages hoarding.

In no particular order, as they are all shit in their own ways :P

Redwater Spring

Unless you are a vampire or werewolf then you are getting all the diseases. And if you are a vampire, don't do that to the food??? Unless, you're into that 😏

2. Altar of Molag Bal

I don't even need to say why, y'all already know. If you are so inclined (I'm not kink shaming I'm kink asking why) go to the one in Castle Volkihar at least. Don't do it in Markarth my guy

3. The Dwemer Lockbox at Septimus Signus's Outpost

Okay, this might just be me but it would be impossible to have a good time inside a giant Dwemer mechanism with Hermaeus Mora lurking around. HOWEVER, I am aware I am posting this on tesblr on monsterfucker.com so if you are an enjoyer of tentacles than this may be a top spot. You do you bestie, have fun becoming a Seeker someday <3

4. The Chantry of Auri-El

Gelebor has been through enough

5. Frostfall Lighthouse

You probably don't want to anyways

6. Inside Tel Mithryn with Neloth is there

This also has the caveat as some of you (including myself to an extent) are into Neloth. That said, I feel like he would absolutely destroy you with insults that even if he didn't ban you you'd never come back

7. The Warren

Wahoooo second Markarth location! Incredibly depressing, would not be a good vibe

8. The Chill

It's fuckin cold my guy

9. Yngvild

Also cold but more importantly, Arondil has major issues. The room of dead women, the contents of his journals NOPE I am kinkshaming him

10. The Butcher's murder room in Hjerim

Let's offer the dead some peace since we cannot bring the killer to justice as the quest is always broken!!!

goodnight scene from tcoptp where:

“brown?” james grimaced next to them “like what kind of brown?” sirius’s eyes dropped as if trying to scan remus from head to toe, eventually coming to rest on his face again, looking him straight in the eye. “a very specific kind…”

the cadence of part time poets -motswolo

Atyd Remus: Selling cigarettes to get money for his friend’s presents.

Like both halloweens??? They have me cackling like James and Lily didn’t die in canon on halloween

And don’t even get me started on Remus’ 18th I can’t James and Sirius literally fighting on the floor over him and Mary omg I love her so much 😭

“Are you breaking up with us?”

“We never dated!”

“Liar!”

not much just thinking about presque vu wolfstar and the necklaces they left at the tree

not much just thinking about sirius’ memory loss in crimson rivers and how at their wedding, remus stopped the whole thing because he noticed sirius was not fully there and simply waited until he returned

not much just thinking about wolfstar trying to come out to james and lily in tcoptp