Better Start Dreaming

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it!

this is my single favorite halloween post in all of time and history

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

Yet pornbots still exist

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

Tumblr hurt itself in it’s confusion