I bet these meme-ories follow you around

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

I have a lot more questions than I expected to.

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

Megamind

when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

there's no individual eras anymore. a lover song promo a week before 1989tv release using socials with midnights theme. It's chaotic and I love it

cruel summer single in 2023 evermore long pond studio session in 2024