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I’m pretty sure that was you I don’t think I would forget you that easily.

Ah, here we go. Which science class? I get i wasn’t exactly at the top of my game with the whole “personal hygiene” thang in ninth grade, but i PROMISE i don’t smell like old fritos anymore.  

No it wasn’t because of that you know what forget I said anything.

Hey hey, no! What? Did i blurt an answer one too many times to forgive? Stretch back n poke you in the mouth? 

What? No, just seriously just forget it. It was nothing.

So i did touch your mouth! Really sorry, really. Especially if it was ninth grade.

No! You didn’t touch my mouth! If you must know I may have had the tiniest, smallest, little crush on you.

I didn’t? You did?

I’m pretty sure that was you I don’t think I would forget you that easily.

Ah, here we go. Which science class? I get i wasn’t exactly at the top of my game with the whole “personal hygiene” thang in ninth grade, but i PROMISE i don’t smell like old fritos anymore.  

No it wasn’t because of that you know what forget I said anything.

Hey hey, no! What? Did i blurt an answer one too many times to forgive? Stretch back n poke you in the mouth? 

What? No, just seriously just forget it. It was nothing.

So i did touch your mouth! Really sorry, really. Especially if it was ninth grade.

I’m pretty sure that was you I don’t think I would forget you that easily.

Ah, here we go. Which science class? I get i wasn’t exactly at the top of my game with the whole “personal hygiene” thang in ninth grade, but i PROMISE i don’t smell like old fritos anymore.  

No it wasn’t because of that you know what forget I said anything.

Hey hey, no! What? Did i blurt an answer one too many times to forgive? Stretch back n poke you in the mouth? 

I’m pretty sure that was you I don’t think I would forget you that easily.

Ah, here we go. Which science class? I get i wasn’t exactly at the top of my game with the whole “personal hygiene” thang in ninth grade, but i PROMISE i don’t smell like old fritos anymore.  

Uh. No. I heard you knew it so i wanted to make sure you weren't rusty but it won’t even tell me how to say toes in punjabi. It’s telling me toes in punjabi is just “toes” which i KNOW isn’t true. 

the best being who??

Uh. My aunt.

Okay. Has she ever given you food poisoning before?

No way!

you know what? ive changed my mind. I might go get pizza instead.

Don’t knock it till you try it. I learned from the best!

the best being who??

Uh. My aunt.

you know what? ive changed my mind. I might go get pizza instead.

Don’t knock it till you try it. I learned from the best!

WE’RE STARVING

FINE come get your pasta.

Youre the best