Hello, Everyone!

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

the age old tale

oh my god…

When you late to class and they doing Tardy Sweeps in the hall

I’ll admit it, I’m impressed.

Spider girl?

Penni Parker at it again

can tongues in fanfiction stop fighting each other for dominance, let them come home from war

it’s really fucked up because the guy who did that study found out that tongues only do that in captivity and that wild tongues are actually much more sociable with each other

Oh my god

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

for anyone who has ever wondered what girls do in their spare time: this is what girls do in their spare time.

I know this is for a kdrama show but like fuck this speaks to the patient population I care for and my frustration with the US right now. 

This will always ring true

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like