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From another article i read today 😭
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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not
this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction
What in the actual YA novels?!
The irony of celebrating a guy who is trapped in a job by keeping him trapped in that job
i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! dissect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!
I think it was @derinthescarletpescatarian who I saw say something to the effect of;
Instead of saying "They wouldn't do that", instead ask "What would it take for them to do that?", and then put those circumstances into place.
Very useful advice but I'm pretty sure I didn't give it
As @derinthescarletpescatarian once said, "To thine own self be true."
Don't make this the next Tumblr meme I am begging you
found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
no no you’re on to something don’t leave this in the notes! (tags from @misscrazyfangirl321)
DON’T LOOK UP TO ME, I’M NOT AS TALL AS YOU THINK
i never posted this did i. well now im posting it. @lettucebettuce’s bitter medicine map ..i think it’s making me SICK ha ha ha. and it’s not even finished yet. it’s like cheese in a box with a stick bait to me i love when theres themes and parallels and women
this map is FINISHED and you can WATCH IT RIGHT -> HERE <-

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it would be so awesome
it would be so cool
eustace winner learns about pride flags
happy pride 🏳️🌈‼️
these are getting weird
Thought that post was cute so i drew it
The conversation between Mothwing and Hawkfrost in “Mothwing’s Secret”
they’re my favorite sibling duo and I want to put them under a microscope. I had fun working on this!

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Psych is such a weird show bc in a lot of ways it's constantly asking, "can you forgive your father? even tho he could never forgive you, can you forgive him?" and the thing he could never forgive you for was not meeting his exact very specific expectations. And the answer keeps being yes you can, because not doing so is worse. You tried and it hurt more. You tried and it made you more miserable. You forgive him because he's all you have most of the time, and its somehow less complicated than whatever you have going on with your mom. You can forgive him but you can't forget, and then one day he realizes that he was wrong and there was nothing he should have taken as a slight about you, but you both just never acknowledge this paradigm shift in your relationship bc it'd be more awkward then fighting again for the millionth time. So things get better but you never say why, you never acknowledge it unless forced and somehow you forgive him more than your mom who you were never even half as mad at.
But also it's about breaking and entering into sea world and making a janitor think you killed your best friend so you can escape, it's about gaslighting your coworkers into thinking you are the dumbest man alive, it's about only closing a mystery when it's as funnt as possible and making sure everyone else around you is as baffled as possible. It's about childhood and nostalgia and growing up in the most chaotic way you can. It's about people being killed with a t-rex skull, it's about slapstick and committing to the bit and being the silliest messiest bisexual on tv in 2006-2014.
It's about a son and his father and forgiveness and somehow also they are in a circus tent trying to find out why a corpse was launched from a cannon. And also there's an extended musical episode that makes it onto my personal Spotify year after year
have you noticed that it's "female" and "male" but "prefer not to say?"
have you noticed that it's "trans men are men" and "trans women are women" but "nonbinary people are valid?"
have you noticed that it's "love trans women" and "love trans men" but "respect nonbinary people?"
have you noticed it's "brothers" and "sisters" but not "siblings?"
have you noticed that it's "transfem" and "transmasc" but not transneutral, transandrogynous, or otherwise?
have you noticed that nonbinary characters are sorted into "masc" and "fem" but not allowed to be anything in-between or outside?
have you noticed that it's "lesbian" and "gay" but not cenelian, or enbian, or gai, or strayt, or any other nonbinary-focused attraction label?
have you noticed that it's "yaoi" or "yuri" but any nonbinary equivalents are jokes?
have you noticed that everything is this or that?
have you noticed the binary?
have you noticed?
have you noticed?
have you noticed?
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I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.
It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.
1. This reply is two words and they managed to misspell both of then
2. Yeah. Duh.
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if you're hungry, eat a eggbug egg
if you're hungry, eat a mushroom
if you're hungry, eat a karma flower
if you're hungry, eat a neuron
if you're hungry, eat a gooieduck
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if you're hungry, eat a dandelion peach
if you're hungry, eat a glow weed
if you're hungry, eat a seed
if you're hungry, eat a infant centiwings
if you're hungry, eat a aquapedes
if you're hungry, eat a fire egg
if you're hungry, eat a pomegranate
if you're hungry, eat a rot fruit
if you're hungry, eat a rotcorn plant
if you're hungry, eat a fire sprite larva
if you're hungry, eat a tardigrades
if you're hungry, eat a barnacles
if you're hungry, eat a sand grubs
if you're hungry, eat a frogs
if you're thisty, drink a void fluid
got this illness where I can't stop drawing maggie o'connell

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don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.
he’s on his way