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@yorkshirepiggy
Greetings comrades!
I hope every animal on this site is doing well. As you may know, I am a former leader of Animal farm. Unfortunately, I have been exiled by those who abuse their power. To make good use of my free time, I’ve opened a blog to spread the word of true animalism and answer any questions of any sort. Knowledge is key to a perfect society after all. Don’t hesitate to submit something in the ask box!
Remember: All animals are equal!
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I'm sorry to tell you this, but I've heard rumors that your dear comrade Boxer has burst a lung rebuilding the windmill singlehandedly... Or singllehoofedly? Anyways, I've also heard the pigs have sold him to the knacker's yard, presumably to make themselves richer...
-ðŸŽ
I do hope what you’re telling me is untrue… Boxer had always been a strong, loyal comrade, there’s no doubt about that. It breaks my heart to hear news like this, even if it’s only alleged.. I know Napoleon always had a tendency to use unethical ways to get his way but I don’t want to believe that he would be this sadistic, this vile. To sell away our best comrade to man is unforgivable and disregards Old Major’s words. Either way, I truly hope Boxer is well. I want to stay optimistic as he is so dear to me.
Just so you know, the windmill wasn't me.
-Snowball
hmph. that's something a traitor would say. we all know it is but you snowball that committed the act. if you try to further indoctrinate any-animal here I will send the dogs to take care of you.
- Napoleon
( @yorkshirepiggy )
I need to clarify that I didn’t write that message, however, the impersonator is telling the truth. I put so much time, effort and love into my windmill plans. Implying that I would destroy my comrades hard work infuriates me more than I can express into words. Maybe if your urine didn’t ruin my plans, there wouldn’t be faults in your windmill structure.
What do you think about Benjamin?
He is far too pessimistic for his own good. He constantly makes cynical remarks about life yet refuses to accept any ideas that we put forward. Why complain but make no effort to change? I don’t want to dislike him but his attitude is intolerable.
What do you think about Minimus?
Sorry for a rather disappointing answer but I don’t have much of an opinion on him. I never got to know Minimus that well. However, I have gathered that he’s a rather talented pig, for poetry specifically. I hope he is using that skill to good use!
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how are you and boxer affiliated?
I consider Boxer and I to be very close comrades, we fought together in the Battle Of The Cowshed after all! I still considering fighting beside him a great honour. He really is a symbol of the working animals on Animal Farm, a beacon of light, if you will. I’m so proud of all the hard work and contributions he’s done for the farm! Even now that I’m not in the farm, I know he is working just as hard as before,
Reminder to every animal to read theory!
Were you and Snowball like... A couple?
No.
- Napoleon
What sort of question is this? I feel insulted by the fact someone would suggest that my standards are that low.
This is YorkshirePiggy, you don’t know true Animalism. You dishonour dear comrade Old Major.
Dear Snowball,
I'll have you know that when old major died I was the one to get up and fulfill his wishes. I was the one to step my trotter into action and lead all animals on animal farm into battle. We wouldn't have progressed on the farm without my geniuses.
I do not contradict ideas of animalism. And I'll have you know snowball that the ideas involved in animalism does not condone such accusatory remarks. Good day.
- Comrade Napoleon
Excuse me? You were never present for the battle of cowshed. I read Julius Caeser and came up with battle strategies. You had NO input whatsoever. I did not get this gunshot wounds so that you could warp history.
I fear for what you’re doing to my beloved comrades on that farm. I can only hope you come to your senses and realise that you’re ill-minded and need to reassess yourself on Old Major’s teachings.
You fear for whom? And I'll have you know that- wait what's that?
- Comrade Napoleon
THIS IS SO DISRESPECTFUL.
This is YorkshirePiggy, you don’t know true Animalism. You dishonour dear comrade Old Major.
Dear Snowball,
I'll have you know that when old major died I was the one to get up and fulfill his wishes. I was the one to step my trotter into action and lead all animals on animal farm into battle. We wouldn't have progressed on the farm without my geniuses.
I do not contradict ideas of animalism. And I'll have you know snowball that the ideas involved in animalism does not condone such accusatory remarks. Good day.
- Comrade Napoleon
Excuse me? You were never present for the battle of cowshed. I read Julius Caeser and came up with battle strategies. You had NO input whatsoever. I did not get this gunshot wounds so that you could warp history.
I fear for what you’re doing to my beloved comrades on that farm. I can only hope you come to your senses and realise that you’re ill-minded and need to reassess yourself on Old Major’s teachings.
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Photo of me when I was a piglet !
I can’t believe the ruin your guests leave behind in your house! Somebody even wrote ‘gullible’ on the ceiling!
They did? Oh, dear, not again.
It's alright, Old Sport. I hire cleaners for a reason.
It is getting to a point where humans are enslaving their own kind for labour, their laziness and greed knows no bounds. Why can’t you clean your own house anyways? Wouldn’t ownership imply that the building is your own responsibility? I bet you barely spare a dime for those workers despite the fact you can throw multiple parties. Man has gotten too much power and we need to talk it back.
